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Old 04-16-2004, 12:11 PM   #1
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Belly Fluff

There's a lot people collect stuff.

Stamps. Coins. Sugarbags. Guns. Wives. beer cans.

I can imagine that. But this?

Belly fluff collectors page

Anyone else has a peculiar collection they want to share with us?
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Old 04-16-2004, 12:14 PM   #2
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LOL...that is sooo nasty! This guy has WAY to much time on his hands.
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:17 PM   #3
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That is so disgusting!!!
My brother used to stockpile his loose hairs after every shower. And then after he'd get a big pile saved up in the corner of the bathtub, he'd mail it in a baggie to one of my long-time friends who had an equally bizarre sense of humor.
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:22 PM   #4
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:27 PM   #5
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Right out of college I worked in a "hospital". We had a "frequent flyer" that had a very impressive collection of fingernails in a jar around his neck. Still don't know if they were all his own.

I need a smiley for vomitting....
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:52 PM   #6
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:54 PM   #7
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my friend james used to hide army men in his foreskin
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:55 PM   #8
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my friend james used to hide army men in his foreskin
Please tell me this was when you were kids
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:02 PM   #9
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no like 2 years ago
he is an officer in the canadian army now
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:15 PM   #10
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my friend james used to hide army men in his foreskin
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason for circumcision

jeeze..I hope he remembered to remove them before any kind of...intimacy.
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Old 04-16-2004, 06:43 PM   #11
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"Oh I'm sorry babe, here let me move these Lego Men out of the way for ya"
Sheesh!
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:43 PM   #12
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NO! Leave em there! Extra texture!!!!!
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Old 04-18-2004, 12:09 AM   #13
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Sheesh... "Army Men for your pleasure!"
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Old 04-18-2004, 02:46 AM   #14
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Did he put the whole army man in or did he leave them with their heads and guns out, as if defending the foxhole from the enemy?
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Old 04-18-2004, 02:47 AM   #15
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OOh scary thought. Where was the enemy hiding?
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