Stepford Monkey

[Willow Sylph]

I'm fairly new here, but I've been noticing something strange lately....
Has anyone else noticed how sweet and well-behaved JT has been lately? Have you checked out his "Years Best" thread? This is the FIRST time since I joined the ZeBoard that my works computer adminstrator has allowed me to access one of his links.
I'm concerned that something or someone has done something with our old JT. I mean, what's with that non-offensive avatar?! If someone lives close by JT, perhaps they could go to his house and see if someone has moved in and taken over his life and has him tied up in the closet?



BTW, just teasin' ya JT!

[funkytuba]

I think it's part of his nefarious plot to get everyone to download shockwave 7 so that he can release his new and improved ZeMonkey befuddling device.

That, or he's started taking his meds again.

[dinzdale]

Maybe he saw the error of his ways.

[sparticle]

Oh, when I was in love with you,
Then I was clean and brave,
And miles around the wonder grew
How well I did behave.

But now the fancy passes by,
And nothing shall remain,
And miles around they'll say that I
Am quite myself again.

-- A. E. Housman

[Willow Sylph]

"Ah sooo..." (said in my best Chinese accent). So you're saying JT may be in love?

Ya know, that's happening with my co-worker. She hasn't been in a relationship for over ten years. I've worked with her for almost five, and she's been a difficult beeyotch the majority of the time. But now she's in love and she's so pleasant to be around. lol.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
"Ah sooo..." (said in my best Chinese accent). So you're saying JT may be in love?

Ya know, that's happening with my co-worker. She hasn't been in a relationship for over ten years. I've worked with her for almost five, and she's been a difficult beeyotch the majority of the time. But now she's in love and she's so pleasant to be around. lol.

There are only a very few reasons I have ever seen a normally obstreperous person be all sunshine and smiles. They are in love, they just found out they are going to die and are trying to mend fences, they just inherited or won millions, they have had a complete spiritual transformation, they've been through a near-death experience, something awful has happened to someone whom they dislike intensely or they are up to something. Or sometimes, no reason.

[lvlycwgirl]

I hate to be cynical, but JT is up to something!

[lapietra]

eh... you know these moody people...
Other people have grumpy moods...

[catbelly]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
"Ah sooo..." (said in my best Chinese accent).

I resemble that!

[zenbabe]

I hear he has cancer of the prick and has found inner peace by accepting Jesus Christ as his personal savior.

[dinzdale]

...or he went to San Francisco city hall for something....

[catbelly]

The moral of the story is to never fry bacon in the nude!

[Willow Sylph]

I'm with you there!

by the way, catbelly

I resemble that!

Are you one of those lovely ornamentals or something?

[sparticle]

Originally posted by catbelly
The moral of the story is to never fry bacon in the nude!

haHAAAAAAAAA! That's still one of the funniest stories I have heard.

[catbelly]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
I'm with you there!

by the way, catbelly


Are you one of those lovely ornamentals or something?

Inscrutable and good at math! Me love you long time!

Originally posted by sparticlehaHAAAAAAAAA! That's still one of the funniest stories I have heard.

Me too - I always think of "third rock from the sun" - and episode where Harry decides he doesn't need to wear clothing - and he fries bacon in the nude. Heh