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priceyfatprude · 04-19-2004, 09:39 PM

The Jerk Store called & they're all outta me!

I laughed out loud reading the headline. I'm going straight to hell. I'll save you a seat, k?

What have you done lately that has secured your place in the eternal lake of fire?

catbelly · 04-19-2004, 10:36 PM

I said something really mean about an ex-boyfriend from ten years ago.

Ah, OK that's not so bad.

Sorry PFP I'm too goodie goodie to go to hell

sparticle · 04-19-2004, 10:38 PM

Whaddya mean, saving a seat? Shouldn't we be reserving a section?

The rotten things I've done definitely qualify me for a seat on the Hades Express.

But recently?

If I told you, I'd have to kill your entire BLOCK!

catbelly · 04-19-2004, 10:41 PM

I feel like Flanders.

nycwriters · 04-19-2004, 10:59 PM

I'll let you date my bf for a month. That'll fix it.

catbelly · 04-19-2004, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
I'll let you date my bf for a month. That'll fix it.

My Flanders Syndrome?

nycwriters · 04-19-2004, 11:04 PM

Yep.

Cos you'll do unspeakable things sometimes in order to prevent yourself from wringing his neck.

catbelly · 04-19-2004, 11:05 PM

Er...

He brings out the jerk in you?

ETA, did you just edit?

ETA, I think we need some stories of the unspeakable things!!

nycwriters · 04-19-2004, 11:07 PM

I'm actually being facetious and silly. But he does do things that make me want to screech sometimes. Most of the time, he's pretty great.

sparticle · 04-19-2004, 11:19 PM

My husband is too, too good. It makes me nuts. Did you ever see "Twins" with Schwarzenegger and DeVito? He's Julius.

I could handle somebody with a smart mouth and a hellion's attitude. It's where I live.

But I do or say something rotten and he just gets his Jesus look on. It's enough to make me want to run screaming throuh the streets.

I keep telling him, "We've got lumber in the garage -- why don't you go build a cross or something? Then you can put on your sandals and drag it up and down Hillcrest Avenue, moaning 'Look what I married! My God, look what I married into!' "

He doesn't find this particularly funny.

But I do.

Charter seat on the Inferno Nonstop, I tell ya.

nycwriters · 04-19-2004, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sparticle
But I do or say something rotten and he just gets his Jesus look on.

sparticle · 04-19-2004, 11:34 PM

OMG! You have it worse than I do! He looks the part!!!!

nycwriters · 04-19-2004, 11:35 PM

A little kid on the subway asked him if he was Jesus the other day.

sparticle · 04-19-2004, 11:37 PM

LOL!

Mine looks more Julius than Jesus, but there's nothing like that redemptive suffering look to create a romantic moment, I tell ya. LMAO

catbelly · 04-19-2004, 11:38 PM

Heh!! What did he say?

When I was waitressing I worked with a guy named Dave who would bring little kids into the kitchen for a tour, let them make their own ice cream sundaes, etc. ... and he would tell them the wackiest things. Sometimes they were funny ... "no, really I'm Santa Claus and this is the job I have in the summertime" ... but some of them were truly awful ... "yeah, your mom and dad just left - I saw them pulling out of the parking lot."

Now, HE is going to hell.

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04-19-2004, 10:36 PM	#2
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	I said something really mean about an ex-boyfriend from ten years ago. Ah, OK that's not so bad. Sorry PFP I'm too goodie goodie to go to hell

04-19-2004, 10:38 PM	#3
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Whaddya mean, saving a seat? Shouldn't we be reserving a section? The rotten things I've done definitely qualify me for a seat on the Hades Express. But recently? If I told you, I'd have to kill your entire BLOCK!

04-19-2004, 10:41 PM	#4
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	I feel like Flanders.

04-19-2004, 10:59 PM	#5
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	I'll let you date my bf for a month. That'll fix it.

04-19-2004, 11:04 PM	#7
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Yep. Cos you'll do unspeakable things sometimes in order to prevent yourself from wringing his neck.

04-19-2004, 11:05 PM	#8
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Er... He brings out the jerk in you? ETA, did you just edit? ETA, I think we need some stories of the unspeakable things!!

04-19-2004, 11:07 PM	#9
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	I'm actually being facetious and silly. But he does do things that make me want to screech sometimes. Most of the time, he's pretty great.

04-19-2004, 11:19 PM	#10
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	My husband is too, too good. It makes me nuts. Did you ever see "Twins" with Schwarzenegger and DeVito? He's Julius. I could handle somebody with a smart mouth and a hellion's attitude. It's where I live. But I do or say something rotten and he just gets his Jesus look on. It's enough to make me want to run screaming throuh the streets. I keep telling him, "We've got lumber in the garage -- why don't you go build a cross or something? Then you can put on your sandals and drag it up and down Hillcrest Avenue, moaning 'Look what I married! My God, look what I married into!' " He doesn't find this particularly funny. But I do. Charter seat on the Inferno Nonstop, I tell ya.

04-19-2004, 11:34 PM	#12
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	OMG! You have it worse than I do! He looks the part!!!!

04-19-2004, 11:35 PM	#13
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	A little kid on the subway asked him if he was Jesus the other day.

04-19-2004, 11:37 PM	#14
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	LOL! Mine looks more Julius than Jesus, but there's nothing like that redemptive suffering look to create a romantic moment, I tell ya. LMAO

04-19-2004, 11:38 PM	#15
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Heh!! What did he say? When I was waitressing I worked with a guy named Dave who would bring little kids into the kitchen for a tour, let them make their own ice cream sundaes, etc. ... and he would tell them the wackiest things. Sometimes they were funny ... "no, really I'm Santa Claus and this is the job I have in the summertime" ... but some of them were truly awful ... "yeah, your mom and dad just left - I saw them pulling out of the parking lot." Now, HE is going to hell.