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I can control cats!!!
Conan woke up from a nice nap, stood up and looked at me. I told him to go back to bed because I know he didn't want to get up yet. HE LAID BACK DOWN AND WENT TO BED!!! I better not tell people who may want to exploit my new found power.
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04-27-2004, 04:36 PM
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There *must* have been tuna involved.
There's something you're not telling us.
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04-27-2004, 04:38 PM
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I know this is going to be hard for some of you to grasp as I am just now starting to realize this gift. |
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04-27-2004, 04:40 PM
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Are you sure you didn't... maybe... *eat* some tuna? Or use tuna-scented toothpaste?
Ooo! Have you looked in the mirror yet? Maybe you turned into a tuna overnight... you know, kinda like Kafka's "Metamorphosis"...
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04-27-2004, 04:45 PM
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04-27-2004, 04:47 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Janet does what I tell her to do.
Of course, while she does she's looking at me like she's thinking, "Idiot, don't you know I do this anyway when you're not here???" |
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04-27-2004, 04:47 PM
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Tuna is out of the question since I don't eat it. Even if I had eaten tuna, the distance between us would have dissipated any tuna scent before it could reach his nose. *taps head* It's all up here.
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04-27-2004, 04:48 PM
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drsmooth - Conan is probably on the phone right now snickering to his pals about what a gullible human you are...
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Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!" |
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04-27-2004, 04:50 PM
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Everyone knows the only way to control a cat is with a cattle prod, handcuffs, leg irons and mace.
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04-27-2004, 04:52 PM
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04-27-2004, 04:52 PM
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I smell something stinky. Oh, dinze! It's you!
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04-27-2004, 04:55 PM
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MIND!... I should go to Fry's and window shop. |
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04-27-2004, 04:57 PM
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Before you go... can I see another piccie of Conan?
He's very orange sherberty.... 
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