Christ Almighty

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/04/...eut/index.html

[zenbabe]

[sparticle]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/04/...eut/index.html

If my mother-in-law was silent for thirty seconds I'd drive her to an emergency room -- what the Hell?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by sparticle
If my mother-in-law was silent for thirty seconds I'd drive her to an emergency room

That's why women dont fart.....they never shut up long enough to build up pressure...

[Avalon]

Originally posted by dinzdale
That's why women dont fart.....they never shut up long enough to build up pressure...

And we never sweat either..we "GLOW "
hahahahahaaha

[sparticle]

Originally posted by dinzdale
That's why women dont fart.....they never shut up long enough to build up pressure...

Yeah, but living with you guys, if we didn't bitch we'd explode!

[Gatsby]

Check out this horrific story from last June:

Winshield Hit and Run

[Avalon]

If my mom were quite for a few minutes I would worry. If my mother-in-law were quiet for 2 years, i would celebrate. And I would take the bus or hitch hike..but I would pretend not to notice
No officer, I haven't driven that car in quite some time now....

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by Avalon
And we never sweat either..we "GLOW "
hahahahahaaha

HAHAHAH YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.local6.com/news/3253677/detail.html

[Gatsby]

EXPLODING DOG FOOD!

By MEG ALEXANDER reports
KFOR-TV
Updated: 5:21 p.m. ET April 28, 2004

Many of us are pet owners, and that means bags of dog food or cat food piled somewhere in our home. It seems harmless, but it could be an accident waiting to happen.

Happy Hills Animal Shelter in Liberty, N. Carolina recently burned completely to the ground. What sparked the fire should serve as a warning. Investigators say exploding dog food was the cause. And local officials say it could happen to any pet owner.

"When these substances break down they put out heat that can actually ignite the very substance it is breaking down," said Oklahoma City fire spokesman Brian Stanaland.

And when the heat can't escape it causes the bags to spontaneously combust. Local animal shelters are aware of the problem.

"I've heard of it," said Lynn Smithson. "If it gets wet and hot that's a bad mixture and it can explode."

Fire officials say anyone who stores any dog food needs to be aware of the danger and take precautions.

"Make sure you keep your dog or cat food dry," Stanaland said. "Make sure it's stored in a well ventilated place. You don't want this stuff to get really compacted and tight."

And if you buy it in bulk take extra precautions.

"When you buy new dog food make sure you put it on the bottom and the older dog food you can put on top," Stanaland said.

Officials say the safest thing you can do is not buy pet food in bulk, because then you'll use it before it's a problem.

If you do stockpile pet food, experts say you need to check it from time to time to make sure it isn't wet or rotting.

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This reminds me of exploding haystacks. It really happens - the damp hay inside starts decaying and gets hot - really hot, amazingly hot - and the dry hay on the outside bursts into flames in the middle of the field. An odd sight.