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Old 05-01-2004, 07:01 PM   #1
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What's Your First Clue This Cat Is Male?



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Old 05-01-2004, 07:17 PM   #2
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Old 05-01-2004, 07:23 PM   #3
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Thanks! He's a Red Wings fan. I just took this -- he's watching the game. LOL
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Old 05-01-2004, 07:54 PM   #4
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Old 05-01-2004, 10:29 PM   #5
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Re: What's Your First Clue This Cat Is Male?

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Old 05-02-2004, 04:52 AM   #6
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i thought for sure it was a picture of a cat with a big pecker when i saw the title of this thread.
once again, let down.
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Old 05-02-2004, 10:17 AM   #7
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i thought for sure it was a picture of a cat with a big pecker when i saw the title of this thread.
once again, let down.
Same here, to be honest.. 'cept i'm not quite as let down..
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Old 05-02-2004, 01:16 PM   #8
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i thought for sure it was a picture of a cat with a big pecker when i saw the title of this thread.
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There, there, Jeez.
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Old 05-02-2004, 01:18 PM   #9
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Same here, to be honest.. 'cept i'm not quite as let down..
Well, we didn't mean to be misleading; the shot doesn't show the empty beer can or the crumpled boxer shorts on the floor either....
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Old 05-02-2004, 01:24 PM   #10
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That's hilareous, Spart! What a cute fella, too! One question though, does he also mindlessly and constantly change the channels while he's watching t.v.?
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Old 05-02-2004, 01:27 PM   #11
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That's hilareous, Spart! What a cute fella, too! One question though, does he also mindlessly and constantly change the channels while he's watching t.v.?
Nope; that's why we had him neutered.
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Old 05-02-2004, 01:33 PM   #12
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Well that could be the ultimate solution! And then that would also deal with the problem of where to bury the body when a guys response is "are you sure I'm the father??"
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Old 05-02-2004, 01:36 PM   #13
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i thought for sure it was a picture of a cat with a big pecker when i saw the title of this thread.
once again, let down.
Or a cat with one of these, filled with catnip:

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Old 05-02-2004, 01:37 PM   #14
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//Well [neutering] could be the ultimate solution! And then that would also deal with the problem of where to bury the body when a guys response is "are you sure I'm the father??"//

Actually, I can understand the channel surfing thang; when Mr. Sparticle goes out of town I set myself up in the big old chair with the channel changer and flip through everything on the idiot box to my heart's content.

It was the peeing on the vertical surfaces that did it.

And if Mr. Sparticle does it again I'm calling the pound!
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Old 05-02-2004, 02:10 PM   #15
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Or a cat with one of these, filled with catnip:
Holy Jeezalus! Grandma never made THOSE! ROFLMAO!!!!!
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