.::in a perfect world::.

[beckstra]

word.

.:: penguins would be suitable housepets
.::cell phones would be ILLEGAL when used in any instance that is *not* an emergency
.::salt and vinegar chips would not contain near the amount of sodium or fat that it does
.::the muzak at work would be a little device that would follow each employee around playing whatever *they* wanted to hear at the moment
.::London, England wouldn't be a friggin world away *sigh*
.::my parents would have NO knowledge of the sheer *existance* of the kid they keep trying to get me to marry
.::my sister's baby would be in my arms, thus not causing the painful contractions she has for my sister for the last week
.::cars would cost a dollar fifty and cost maybe fourty dollars to keep up with durring their lifetime--that includes insurance
.::envelope glue would come in various common flavors--you know, cherry, lime, lemon, banana, grape, strawberry
.::my mom would forget how to whine, nag, and complain

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