guy thread redone (girls dont bother reading)

[JesusTitties]

these surprise boners still wont go away. i still keep knocking shit over everywhere i go. Ive been banned from 6 department stores for knocking things off shelves.

i went out for dinner with a friend the other night and couldnt pull my chair to the table close enough to reach my food. i eventually had to tell her i wasnt hungry.
when i took the bus to work yesterday, bonerfest struck again in the worst possible time, as i was trying to get past a group of schoolboys in the aisle. you can imagine the look on their faces when my rod iron wisked the back of their necks as i struggled to get by.

im not a bad person, i dont deserve this.
can anyone recommend anything