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Life's Little Questions....
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex? Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" It isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
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05-11-2004, 12:36 PM
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Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? On toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that little slot? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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05-11-2004, 12:47 PM
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05-11-2004, 12:49 PM
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I watch enough porn to know that the toasters don't all have small slots!
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05-11-2004, 12:51 PM
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Yeah, I guess sometimes you are happy with a bagel.
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05-11-2004, 12:54 PM
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Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year? Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for days?
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05-11-2004, 01:29 PM
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