|
|
05-18-2004, 07:27 PM
|
#1 |
|
monkey
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Posts: 4,543
|
Crazy A** Texans!
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 07:29 PM
|
#2 |
|
________
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 5,131
|
darwin award nominee.
|
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 09:11 PM
|
#4 |
|
thundering is my favorite
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: motivated to be all i can be
Posts: 3,827
|
we had a guy admitted to the hospital after he drank some 'unidentified liquid' he found at a junkyard in a beer bottle...the sample of it burnd thru the plastic container used to collect it.
__________________
your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined |
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 09:28 PM
|
#5 |
|
no more nice girl
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,054
|
I know of some-one whose workmates put caustic soda in his coffee for a practical joke. Now has no oesaphagus or trachea and a feeding tube for the rest of his life.
__________________
He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all. |
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 09:29 PM
|
#6 |
|
thundering is my favorite
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: motivated to be all i can be
Posts: 3,827
|
that sounds like everyone up here...kinda sad
__________________
your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined |
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 10:00 PM
|
#7 | |
|
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
|
Quote:
... so because this guy's apparently going to survive, he doesn't qualify, unless he rendered himself sterile in the process
__________________
...and another handful of almonds |
|
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 10:04 PM
|
#8 | |
|
Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
|
Quote:
__________________
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
|
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 10:17 PM
|
#9 | |
|
Conspiracy Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cleveland, oh
Posts: 4,702
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 10:25 PM
|
#10 |
|
where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
Posts: 6,929
|
damn. and i thought dinz had graduated high school by now. hope you have a speedy recovery mate
__________________
still jackasinine, make no mistake |
|
|
|
|
05-18-2004, 10:30 PM
|
#11 |
|
Conspiracy Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cleveland, oh
Posts: 4,702
|
How did I know, when I saw your name in the "Last Post" column, that somehow Dinz' name would come up? LOL
|
|
|
|
|
05-19-2004, 01:55 AM
|
#12 |
|
elite rabble
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Houston
Posts: 4,147
|
what an idiot
|
|
|
|
|
05-19-2004, 02:14 AM
|
#13 |
|
thread soiler
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: san diego
Posts: 4,810
|
possibly if this occurred in a small town the net result of the ensuing gossip will render him unable to get a date much less breed. i think he qualifies for the darwin....
__________________
snarky peep |
|
|
|
|
05-19-2004, 02:19 AM
|
#14 |
|
elite rabble
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Houston
Posts: 4,147
|
Odessa is not a small town. Their population is a little over 90,000.
|
|
|
|
|
05-19-2004, 02:23 AM
|
#15 |
|
thread soiler
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: san diego
Posts: 4,810
|
in that case he needs a press secretary, that should do it
__________________
snarky peep |
|
|
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
