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05-19-2004, 03:34 PM
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Stuck in T.O.
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Stuff your parents told you
.... don't eat watermelon/apple seeds, you'll grow a plant in your belly.
... don't swallow chewing gum, it'll block your colon. ... don't pass on the stairs, it's bad luck. ... broken mirror, 7 years bad luck. |
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05-19-2004, 03:36 PM
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... don't pop your knuckles, you'll get arthritis (totally false)
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05-19-2004, 03:36 PM
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don't cross your eyes - they'll stay like that!
don't stick out your tongue - someone'll cut it off... 
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05-19-2004, 03:37 PM
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When I was 18 and had a girlfriend - We don't want to be grandparents right now.
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05-19-2004, 03:39 PM
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half baked
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oh oh oh!!!
Here's my favorite... My mom told me (when I was about 3) that when a man and woman love each other very much, they hug each other really close, and the man puts a seed inside the woman, and a baby grows, and comes out - well, you know where! Where you pee. So I figured - I loved my dad and my uncle - and I hugged them a *lot*! So I kept checking the toilet for babies. For a looooong time. At least 'til I was 4 or so.
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05-19-2004, 03:39 PM
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Stuck in T.O.
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... got yer nose!
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05-19-2004, 03:40 PM
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05-19-2004, 03:40 PM
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... don't hang your arm out the window, a truck will come by and rip it off
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05-19-2004, 03:42 PM
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... if Billy jumped off a bridge, I suppose you would too?
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05-19-2004, 03:49 PM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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Mom: Childbirth/labor is like bad menstrual cramps.
wtf?!  |
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05-19-2004, 04:08 PM
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Heh. I remember when I was a little girl I loved my dad so much I wanted to do everything he did. One day my mother came in to find me shaving my face.
She made me pray for a whole week that I wouldn't grow a beard -- evil, evil mom. |
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05-19-2004, 04:09 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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Didnt work though did it?
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05-19-2004, 04:10 PM
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elite rabble
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05-19-2004, 04:10 PM
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About as well as those boobs you're growing, old man.
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05-19-2004, 04:13 PM
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elite rabble
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My mom told me and my two sisters, that if we pick our feet up when we go over a RR crossing we could make a wish.
What she didn't tell us is that she would slam on the brakes just as we would go over the tracks so our feet slammed back down. funny Mom. |
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