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05-19-2004, 03:42 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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Convention Schedule
This was just forwarded to me.
---------- REPUBLICAN National Committee Convention Schedule New York, NY // en'o' Augus' 2004 6:00 PM_ __ Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell 6:30 PM_ __ Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM_ __ Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM_ __ Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM_ __ Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM_ __ First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM_ __ Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM_ __ EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner. 8:00 PM_ __ Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM_ __ Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM_ __ John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children 8:30 PM_ __ Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM_ __ Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future 9:00 PM_ __ Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM_ __ Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM_ __ EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires 9:30 PM_ __ Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM_ _ Second prayer led by Clarence Thomas 10:15 PM_ _ Lecture by Karl Rove:_ Doublespeak made easy 10:30 PM_ _ Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM_ _ Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare. 10:40 PM_ _ John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM_ _ Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans 10:46 PM_ _ Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM_ _ Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy. 11:10 PM_ _ fun and exercise break with the Hillary Clinton Piñata 11:20 PM_ _ Second Lecture by John Ashcroft:_ Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult 11:30 PM_ _ Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM_ _ Blame Clinton 11:40 PM_ _ Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM_ _ Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12: 00PM_ _ Nomination
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05-19-2004, 03:43 PM
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Everyone say a prayer for me ... I'm four blocks away.
 It's gonna be hell. |
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05-19-2004, 03:44 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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05-19-2004, 03:44 PM
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no no no no nooooo!
I can't believe Jesus would be at the Republican convention!!!
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05-19-2004, 03:44 PM
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Dude, I live with Jesus.
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05-19-2004, 03:45 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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Well isn't that nice for him that he can walk to the convention!!
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05-19-2004, 03:45 PM
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half baked
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So... Is he going?
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05-19-2004, 03:46 PM
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Ha! I'd love to see him get within two blocks of that place -- and the irony is he has to walk that way to get the subway for work.
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05-19-2004, 06:41 PM
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Yes, but do you live with Republican Jesus? It saddens me to confess that my Own Personal Jesus here, Mr. Sparticle, is a Republican. If we don't get a divorce between now and the election, we'll be just swell. It's been like a remake of "Adam's Rib" around here lately. LOL |
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05-19-2004, 06:42 PM
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Ah, well. People would just accuse Him of showing off anyway. Maybe there'll be, like, a big puddle.... |
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05-19-2004, 08:15 PM
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 I force him to read articles about the current administration and the state of the union, so that even if he does vote elephant (btw, why the HELL did the Dems choose an ass?! easy target for cheap shots no?) in the next election, at least he'll make an informed decision for him. Now I'm sad. I can't vote. Bah. |
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05-19-2004, 08:17 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man Spart, you didn't mean to, but you know not what you say. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *zips lip* |
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05-19-2004, 08:26 PM
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hehheheheheheheh -- always glad to crack up a friend. LOL |
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05-20-2004, 09:38 AM
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Blue's Clues
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The real problem is, that the democrats chose a POLITICIAN! How ugly.
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