haHAAAAAAAA! Whatta doofus!

[sparticle]

Your insurance dollars at work.....




NEW YORK (AFP) - A New York insurance executive is suing a Manhattan strip club after a champagne-fuelled night of lap-dancing left him nursing a 28,000-dollar bill.


In a lawsuit filed Wednesday, Mitchell Blaser, 53, said the management at the Scores club had added bogus charges to his American Express bill, which he claimed should have been in the region of 2,000 dollars.


Blaser's lawyer, Leonard Zack, said the club had mistakenly banked on the idea that his client -- the chief financial officer of Swiss Re's American unit -- would be too embarrassed to pursue the matter in court.


"It's a swindle, and they probably do it to a lot of people who don't want to do anything," Zack told the Daily News.


Scores spokesman Lonnie Hanover insisted Blaser had "partied like a rock star" with two of his friends.


The final credit card bill included 16,000 dollars for five bottles of Clos de Mesnil champagne, 7,000 dollars for table dances and stripper tips, 1,000 dollars for food and other drinks, and a 4,000-dollar staff tip.


"If you want to live like Colin Farrell, you have to pay for it," Hanover told the New York Post. "The 28,000-dollar bill is totally legitimate."


In his lawsuit, Blaser claimed Scores security personnel had intimidated him into signing a bill for 8,615 dollars. Days later, he said, he discovered that his credit card had been charged three more times.

[chuckie egg]

Blimey!

[Avalon]

That 28 grand would be nothing compared to what I would do to him if her were my husband

[chuckie egg]

eek!

[sparticle]

Well, the 8,615 dollars is perfectly reasonable. But three times that?

HaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! If he were my old man, he'd be standing in the driveway in his tightie whities waiting for a taxi! LMAO

[Avalon]

I'd make mine wear MANTIES, pink ones, while he waited for a taxi. (and I would cancel the taxi and let him sweat lol )

[sparticle]

Or hitchhike.

[sparticle]

Actually, if he's just some poor lonely slob, it's kind of sad, and a shame.

I'll try very hard not to cry.

[dinzdale]

*cough*

[daverbee]

*cough*

Something you're not telling us?

[laughingbuddha]

Originally posted by sparticle
Well, the 8,615 dollars is perfectly reasonable. But three times that?

HaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! If he were my old man, he'd be standing in the driveway in his tightie whities waiting for a taxi! LMAO

Reasonable... u gotta be joking!!!

[dinzdale]

*ahem* After having studied this case, and according to expert testimony, I think our young friend could use a bit of legal help here.

Firstly, at established strip club prices the champagne should have cost more like $1,000 max. And who the hell was drinking it?
Not the plaintiff, as he was alledgedly getting $7,000 worth of lap dances.
That is physicaly impossible.
$7,000 would mean approx 175 dances, each lasting 4 mins, a total of 11.6 hours. And you cant be drinking champagne with bosoms in your face, That's just impolite.
Even if he *doubled* up on dancers this would mean 5 hours 58 mins of continuous 4 boob action round his head.
And as we all know (according to Einstein's Theory of Jubblie Relativity) after 2 hours of knocker overload he would either have fainted or gone off in his pants. Big Time.

Furthermore, anyone would arrive in time for happy hour buffet and not spend a cent on food, let alone a $4,000 *tip*. The usual is 20% if they discretely help you to those dark seats at the back and point the one in the red hot pants over.

Apparently. *cough*

[Avalon]

It is always better to hear it from an expert

But you do make some valid points. Wow, they saw that guy coming....HAHAHAHAHA

[laughingbuddha]

wow dinz.. have u seen My Cousin Vinny?

[Avalon]

maybe law-leakage from Beale