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Old 05-23-2004, 09:23 PM   #1
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if you were stuck on an island with only two things - a magnifying glass and a coat hanger, what would you use them for?


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Old 05-23-2004, 09:25 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:25 PM   #3
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lite a fire and roast marshmallows that I found in a marshmellow tree.
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:26 PM   #4
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I'd look at sand upclose all day and poke it with the coat hanger.
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:26 PM   #5
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:27 PM   #7
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i'd threaten the locals with the coat hanger to get clothes and money to book passage home.
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I'd look at sand upclose all day and poke it with the coat hanger.
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:32 PM   #9
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I did so hate that movie Cast Away

Surbhi's answer is probably closest to the truth for me for the first day or so, til panic set. Then I might see if I could use the magnifying glass to start a fire. If I didn't suceed in burning down the island, I would try the coat hanger to fish with.
When I failed at the above..I would burn a message into a tree and then hang myself with the stretched out hanger
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:36 PM   #10
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Use the mag. Glass to start a fire and the coat hanger to get my keys out the car.
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its supposed to test your creativity, in a round about way they can use it as a tool to see how you would handle stress if something where to ever happen.

i said that i would use the coat hanger for its exact purpose - to hang my one shirt i own on, when i slept at night, and the reason is because one day i might get rescued and i wouldnt want to look like a hobo.

then i said id use the magnifying glass to dangle off a rope i have around my waist - strategically in front of my genitals - where, at mostly any angle it would appear to anyone looking that my genitals were massive, therefore attracting attention to any native females on the island - recreating a population, so on and so forth until we have enough men to build a ship.
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Old 05-23-2004, 10:21 PM   #13
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if you were stuck on an island with only two things - a magnifying glass and a coat hanger, what would you use them for?


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I would use the magnifying glass to make fire and the coat hanger I would turn into a spear so I could spear fish.
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Old 05-23-2004, 10:23 PM   #14
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its supposed to test your creativity, in a round about way they can use it as a tool to see how you would handle stress if something where to ever happen.

i said that i would use the coat hanger for its exact purpose - to hang my one shirt i own on, when i slept at night, and the reason is because one day i might get rescued and i wouldnt want to look like a hobo.

then i said id use the magnifying glass to dangle off a rope i have around my waist - strategically in front of my genitals - where, at mostly any angle it would appear to anyone looking that my genitals were massive, therefore attracting attention to any native females on the island - recreating a population, so on and so forth until we have enough men to build a ship.
Did you pass the test?
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Old 05-23-2004, 10:54 PM   #15
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then i said id use the magnifying glass to dangle off a rope i have around my waist - strategically in front of my genitals - where, at mostly any angle it would appear to anyone looking that my genitals were massive, therefore attracting attention to any native females on the island
...and then they put your answer in your personnel file, right next to the sexual harrassment case documents...
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