Les Questionnes!

[nycwriters]

Ok, I have about 20 minutes of down time, so I figger'd I'd ask a few.

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?

2. What kind of driver are you?

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?

[Klynne]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ok, I have about 20 minutes of down time, so I figger'd I'd ask a few.

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with? Speeding.

2. What kind of driver are you? See above

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read? I bought a homeless man a lunch. But the man was not homeless. "Klynne Get Scammed Once Again"

This is a true story.

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert? Ice cream, Dairy Queen. Do you guys have DQ in NY?

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy? Happy.

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done? My friends find me to be quirky. I am the spur of the moment person. I won a contest, and had to take two days off of work to fly to Boston to get my prize.

7. If you're happy and you know it .... Buy a house.

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)
I am happy with mine, and they are real.

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why? Steady reliable love. Passion only lasts for a while. Steady love is a comfort, and consistent.

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?

Clean the toilet. I hate doing dishes

[sparticle]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ok, I have about 20 minutes of down time, so I figger'd I'd ask a few.

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?

I never get away with a goddamn thing. LOL

2. What kind of driver are you?

I drive safely but I will admit to a lead foot. I get impatient with speedfreaks AND slowpokes -- in other words, everbody who doesn't drive as marvelously as I. LOL

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?

Area Mom Disappears After Lottery Win

Vanishes Without A Trace After Collecting Lump Sum Payment

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?

Popsicles.

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?

Pretty happy but I have a sarcastic streak.

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?

Oh, I'm absolutely bananas. Everybody knows it. The craziest thing I ever did was wear my mother's flowered taffeta 1930's prom gown to high school just for a lark. Barefoot. They told me to put on "footwear" and I tied strings around my big toes. They couldn't send me home (they rewrote the student handbook next week to read "shoes: and not "footwear"!) and it infuriated the administration. I was quite pleased with myself.

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)

you could put the psychiatrists out of business.

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)

Please. Would I have paid for these? LOL Real are still better, though.

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?

Both, please. Preferably with the same partner. ::evil grin::

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?

The toilet takes thirty seconds. The dishes are a half hour easily. Potty patrol, please; I'll be out of there in time to talk to whoever got stuck with the dishes.

[topcat]

Ok, I have about 20 minutes of down time, so I figger'd I'd ask a few.

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?

2. What kind of driver are you?a good one but i hate to drive

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?it would definitly be because i shot up someone loud radio in their car

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?pops

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?pretty much grumpy

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?i dont know

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)
show your boobs
8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)real

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?passion

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?dishes

[Deviate]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?
i'll let you know in a week or so

2. What kind of driver are you?
a fast, enraged driver

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?
again? the Sunday paper?
made the front page of the paper a couple of years ago for a massive protest

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?
mmm, orange sherbert. chocolate ice cream. malt bomp pops.

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?
um, both? i guess happy. or grumpy.

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?
yes. if i knew the most eccentric thing i've done than i don't think i'd be eccentric, i think i was trying to be eccentric. but my friends and family think i am, just based on my life and mannerisms, i guess.

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)
shave a cat

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)
well, obviously real ones are better, but i have nothing against fake ones

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?
passionate. i need fire.

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?
toilet, anyday.

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?

Umm, I don't really know


2. What kind of driver are you?

Not that aggressive but not a wuss either


3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?

Man finally accomplishes goal of being paid not to work


4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?

ooo ooo ooo uhh umm sherbert!


5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?

happy wooooooo!


6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?

not at all. they consider me crazy


7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)

send me treats


8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)

Real


9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?

I think passionate love eventually turns into steady, reliable love (if you're dating long enough) so I go with steady, reliable love.


10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?

I'll go with toilet. There's only one and it will only take a minute to clean.

[SpecialK]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?
running a red light

2. What kind of driver are you?
well, except for the whole red light thing, pretty good.
3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?
We love her
4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?
sherbert is good
5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?
happy
6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?
eh, no. but i will full out bust a move to the music at walmart. song AND dance
7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)
kiss a man
8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)
i like mine just the way they are
9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?
passionate. steady gets dull
10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?
dishes. I have one of those cool scrub brushes that holds the detergent in it. Niiice.

[Dark Chocolate]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?
This dress.
2. What kind of driver are you?
Very conservative. It is the only place where I am conservative, behind the wheel of my automobile.
3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?
Local Woman Encourages Kids to Sing -- I started a youth singing group a while back.
4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?
Rainbow sherbert.
5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?
Hmmm. I'm proverbially vibrant and lively.
6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?
Most of my friends are pretty eccentric themselves. I'm normal by their standards.
7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)
Give me some sugar, honey.
8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)
Girl, if you had fake titties, I'd love you just the same. I have real ones.
9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?
Mmm. I've had both. Passionate love takes you higher than you ever thought you could get, but it never lasts. Steady love, though - it is something that keeps you goin'.
10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?
Depends on how many dishes and how dirty they are and how dirty the toilet is.

[madasacutsnake]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?

It's not the last thing but it's the best thing. I used to work for a home nursing agency, not out looking after people, but in the office, rostering nurses and carers etc. My job also involved being on call 24/7 if any of the clients we had contracted needed anything in an emergency. For which we were paid the princely sum of $20 per 24 hours. If we were called out we should have been paid the hourly rate. Needless to say, the employer didn't pay and I soon got sick of getting out of bed at 3am to clean up poop for 83 cents/hour. So I resigned and on my last weekend I granted every-one that I could contact overtime and double pay. Then I changed all the contracts so that the extra hours wouldn't be found until the end of the month. By which time I was *boom* gone and my employer was left with a $5,000 wages bill.

Mess with me farker.

[chuckie egg]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?
murder

2. What kind of driver are you?
Confident, fast enough, considerate

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?
EGG ON YOUR FACE! Comedy egg-throwing incident

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?
Ice cream

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?
yes

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?
*sigh* I sing most things, um.. I'm an obsessive sketcher and drummer. If I hear music, I HAVE to tap something.. gah can't think of anything else..

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)
... have a beer

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)
Real of course

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?
um.. both please

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?
Toliet please

[masterofNone]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?i slept with a married woman for a decade.


2. What kind of driver are you?calm.

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?VIRGINIA MAN LIVES ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME.

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?ice cream.

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?proverbially? as in someone could write a proverb about my state? ummm. niether.

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?yes. i turned down a lucrative freelance job because the karma didn't feel right.

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)make the sound of one hand clapping.

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)it all depends on what makes the woman feel the best.

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?passionate. what's reliable?

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?dishes.

[Avalon]

Ok, I have about 20 minutes of down time, so I figger'd I'd ask a few.

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?

getting paid while I play with you guys.


2. What kind of driver are you?

I hate to drive; if I can con someone else in to it..YAY!

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?

TOLEDO WOMAN HAS POWER TO CHANGE THE WEATHER!!! COMMANDS NATURE TO PLAY NICE! She will be taking requests for you area soon Very reasonable prices.



4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?
icecream

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?

somewhere in between

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?

they all think I'm nuts. Most eccentric? Fired someone who desperately needed it. Let her do the ranting and raving without even answering. Took all her stuff to a homeless shelter that afternoon.

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)

take the day off!

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)

hmm, I have had real all my life. I'd be willing to check out having fake ones, but my hsb. isn't with that program

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why? :

Both with the same person. Relationships are hard. You have to work at them; if the romance dies, it is your fault. Gotta keep it going.

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?
dishes. I have a brand new dishwasher. Whoo Hooo!

[daverbee]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?

Taking too much time on the computer at work. Like right now, for example.

2. What kind of driver are you?

Excellent.

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?

Students March For Vietnam Moratorium
There was a picture of me carrying a coffin draped with the American Flag.

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?

Ice cream.

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?

Proverbially happy with infrequent occurances of grumpiness.

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?

Yes. Nothing that I can think of, I don't consider myself eccentric!

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)

Take a hike!

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)

Real. I have no experience with fake ones.

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?

Steady, reliable love will ignite it's own passion.

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?

Dishes.

[lapietra]

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?
Leaving far too late for work & getting there on time anyway (there was an accident somewhere before my onramp and therefore no traffic - zzzzzzipped to work in no time flat.)

2. What kind of driver are you?
Fast but cautious. Only caused one accident in my life - I was doing a U-turn in a business district & didn't quite make it. pah.

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?
WOMAN REFUSES TO LEAVE HOUSE - BEING SAT ON BY CAT.

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?
Depends... usually ice cream but sometimes popsicles. Depends on how hot the weather is.

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?
(did you mean perpetually?) More happy than grumpy.

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?
I think my friends think I'm a bit eccentric... One of the most eccentric things I've done is eating a flower (an iris) without checking whether it was toxic or not. It was. I couldn't taste anything for about 4 days - the top of my tongue was white and "burned". (It tasted really interesting, tho'...not bad at all. Well, maybe a little bitter.)

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)
sing a silly little song.

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)
Oh good grief. Real is *always* best.

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?
Definitely steady, reliable love... with passionate love someone usually gets burned. But I agree with daverbee - the steady kind will produce its own passion.

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?
Cleaning the toilet usually takes *much* less time than doing the dishes.

1. What's the last thing you "got away" with?
i try not to do things i'll have to get away with.

2. What kind of driver are you?
i haven't driven in like a yr. before that i was a steady, smooth and sensational driver

3. You made the front page of the paper, what did you do and what did the BIG BOLD headline read?
wha

4. Popsicles or ice cream? Or sherbert?
popsicles

5. Are you: Proverbially happy or proverbially grumpy?
popsicles

6. Do friends consider you eccentric? What's the most eccentric thing you've done?
but of course. everyone wants to think they are eccentric

7. If you're happy and you know it .... (fill in the rest, be creative!)
popsicles

8. Fake boobs or real ones? (Which are better?)
ridiculousity. the only thing worse than having fake boobs are the funboyz that like them

9. Which is better: Passionate love or steady, reliable love? And why?
obviously both.

10. If you had a choice: Clean the toilet, or do the dishes?
dishes