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Old 06-08-2004, 07:46 PM   #1
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim?
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:48 PM   #2
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong.
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Old 06-08-2004, 09:42 PM   #3
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam!
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now.
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Old 06-08-2004, 11:54 PM   #5
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say?
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on - i know - snakes and everything. now i have to figure out the colours - i can never remember which colour goes where
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on - i know - snakes and everything. now i have to figure out the colours - i can never remember which colour goes where. im sure if we let it sit there for a while and then flush it out
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on - i know - snakes and everything. now i have to figure out the colours - i can never remember which colour goes where. im sure if we let it sit there for a while and then flush it out we've done uh, we want a list of, ah, new test swaps
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on - i know - snakes and everything. now i have to figure out the colours - i can never remember which colour goes where. im sure if we let it sit there for a while and then flush it out we've done uh, we want a list of, ah, new test swaps it's to prevent people from stepping into thin air i know it sounds
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on - i know - snakes and everything. now i have to figure out the colours - i can never remember which colour goes where. im sure if we let it sit there for a while and then flush it out we've done uh, we want a list of, ah, new test swaps it's to prevent people from stepping into thin air i know it sounds gros comme un cochon, mais moins beau (large as a pig, but not as good looking).
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on - i know - snakes and everything. now i have to figure out the colours - i can never remember which colour goes where. im sure if we let it sit there for a while and then flush it out we've done uh, we want a list of, ah, new test swaps it's to prevent people from stepping into thin air i know it sounds gros comme un cochon, mais moins beau so many cranes in my life
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oh fvck off - they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now! every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am? damn! this is boring. i don't know why i... is that the feinting kid? i couldn't spell broccoli. damn. you can have that soup. when is the pudding going to get here!!! round last night and i told him sure you wake up! Man, I really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree...If she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion, she can get right back on.... Mom, I really need my mom right now! when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard. and my husband, caesar/john.good to have him here. since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting, you just starve for a while. so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive? screwit I'm not going to put that in there! It's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre. excellent. excellent. yes. about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh... yeahhhh, that's true. Because.... yeaaaah. Don't spray me with that! And your name is? Can I go ahead and process this claim? I thought I did something wrong. So uhh she was insistant about that. Its very nasty but can be cured with Spam! an end unit? oh i should think... hell, your place is in great shape now, with the fence and the new siding... no, the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now. With whatsisname? Bob? What'd he say? if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on - i know - snakes and everything. now i have to figure out the colours - i can never remember which colour goes where. im sure if we let it sit there for a while and then flush it out we've done uh, we want a list of, ah, new test swaps it's to prevent people from stepping into thin air i know it sounds gros comme un cochon, mais moins beau so many cranes in my life, it seems I just can't make any headway!
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oh fvck off they're not coming with us this time i need a plate i want to go there right now every time he thinks he can smell something he pres can i put you on hold one moment ma'am damn this is boring i don't know why i is that the feinting kid i couldn't spell broccoli damn you can have that soup when is the pudding going to get here round last night and i told him sure you wake up man i really gotta get some over there it goes between the tree if she gets off that bus and hasn't had that abortion she can get right back on mom i really need my mom right now when i checked again this morning there was another of the old crony colleagues and the young guard and my husband caesar john good to have him here since the last time it was in when the teeth weren't biting you just starve for a while so i have to do that with the other one to stay alive screw it i'm not going to put that in there it's just a different name along the unpaved streets away from the centre excellent excellent yes about several business opportunities in the far east yeahhhhh yeahhhh that's true because yeaaaah don't spray me with that and your name is can I go ahead and process this claim i thought I did something wrong so uhh she was insistant about that its very nasty but can be cured with spam an end unit oh i should think hell your place is in great shape now with the fence and the new siding no the end units are going for around $300,000.00 now with whatsisname bob what'd he say if you can take them off the van one-by-one i'll start hammering them that girl always has something crazy going on i know snakes and everything now i have to figure out the colours i can never remember which colour goes where im sure if we let it sit there for a while and then flush it out we've done uh we want a list of ah new test swaps it's to prevent people from stepping into thin air i know it sounds gros comme un cochon mais moins beau so many cranes in my life it seems I just can't make any headway left him with his two front teeth broken and no chance of getting hey c'mon this is our stop
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