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amanda · 11-22-2002, 01:56 AM

Yes, Boys and Girls, now you have a place to show off those amazing talents...such as

Sock slide- How far you can slide across the kitchen floor in your socks (it's a professional sport in Japan- that's the real reason you must take off your shoes inside- to protect the playing field)
Cold shower Endurance (tested on length of time and temp.)
The Egg Juggle (length of time and number of eggs. No hard-boiled allowed!)
The Pancake/Crepe Flip (can you completely flip a pancake or crepe without the use of a spatula?)
The Slinky Stair Event (how far can YOUR slinky go?)
And many more!!

New Events are always welcome, but they are subject to approval by the All-Domineering Household Olympic Committee (AD HOC).

Athletes, prepare for the challenge!

masterofNone · 11-22-2002, 02:17 AM

does it matter how long your slinky is to begin with?

NekoPunk · 11-22-2002, 02:54 AM

what about living room wrestling? that's hardcore....

amanda · 11-22-2002, 11:00 AM

In regards to your inquiry Masterofnone, the only Slinky allowed in the Slinky Stair Event is the original regulation-sized Slinky®.

Events added since the first posting are as follows:

Living Room Wrestling
Dirty Dish Pileup
Grape Toss (height and number of consecutive grapes into the mouth will be judged)
Broom Balance (length of time and body part used to balance will count towards scoring)

Summer and Winter events are currently being debated.

There is also a call for A Special Thanksgiving Event. Any ideas?

NekoPunk · 11-22-2002, 01:44 PM

see who can get the most pieces of turkey before the thing is carved!! oh! and see who can get on who's nerves first. that's always fun at family events. ours always break up with a "what did you mean by that??" ^__^

Frieda · 11-22-2002, 02:03 PM

how about... a get the vacuum cleaner up the stairs as fast as possible - race?

and umm.. how fast does the cat slip when chasing a toy on your just polished floor?

zenbabe · 11-25-2002, 06:59 PM

Annual Turkey toss?? How about who can last the long before passing out after eating all that turkey...cranberry sauce wrestling?

Frieda · 11-25-2002, 07:51 PM

oooohh cranberry sauce wrestling..

how about turkey football?

amanda · 11-26-2002, 10:55 AM

Exerpts of Minutes from the last meeting:

{Note: just finished testing cranberry wrestling, unanimously considered the finest Thanksgiving sport, while popping cranberries out their ears}

"Hey, hey...whatya guys think? I think Turkey Football would go over real well- get the male-Bud-luvin'-Cheeto-sucker sector..."

"Well, we are hoping to keep Football reserved for the Inter-Species Competitions."

"Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. Hey, I know! What about this: Turkey Bowling! The kids will love it. Get a roast turkey and roll her down to some pins. Nothin' finer!"

Marks Turkey Bowling on the list. "Anything else? We're hoping to do something with mashed potatoes, perhaps sculpting? Tofurky could also be acceptable material..."

"Oooh yeah- sculpture with mashed potatoes...nice. What the hell is Tofurky anyway?"

"Well, it's like this....." {end}

masterofNone · 11-26-2002, 12:23 PM

turkey bowling works best with a frozen turkey,

Deviate · 11-26-2002, 12:46 PM

i disagree, Master. i believe the sport is at it's finest with an underdone turkey. the juices provide excellent lubrication and the thin layer slime it leaves allows it to go sailing across almost any surface.

and let's not forget the wonderfull dull squich when it hits the back wall.

my favourite sport: wine mooching. snag as many glasses as possible, drink all night and never fill a glass. the most intoxicated wins.

-st.

masterofNone · 11-26-2002, 12:50 PM

nice touch!

zenbabe · 11-26-2002, 04:12 PM

of course the intoxicated will pass out, what happens after this is, you pile as much on top of them as you can without waking them up. Take a picture. Whoever can pile the most on a passed out person wins. Kind of like human jenga..

zenbabe · 11-27-2002, 04:30 PM

Things that are DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:
~ Indubitably
~ Innovative
~ Preliminary
~ Proliferation
~ Cinnamon

Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:
~ Specificity
~ British Constitution
~ Passive-aggressive disorder
~ Loquacious Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
~ Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
~ Nope, no more booze for me
~ Sorry, but you're not really my type
~ Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
~ Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

amanda · 11-28-2002, 07:49 AM

HAAAHHaaHAhaaha!!!

11-22-2002, 01:56 AM	#1
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Household Olympics Yes, Boys and Girls, now you have a place to show off those amazing talents...such as Sock slide- How far you can slide across the kitchen floor in your socks (it's a professional sport in Japan- that's the real reason you must take off your shoes inside- to protect the playing field) Cold shower Endurance (tested on length of time and temp.) The Egg Juggle (length of time and number of eggs. No hard-boiled allowed!) The Pancake/Crepe Flip (can you completely flip a pancake or crepe without the use of a spatula?) The Slinky Stair Event (how far can YOUR slinky go?) And many more!! New Events are always welcome, but they are subject to approval by the All-Domineering Household Olympic Committee (AD HOC). Athletes, prepare for the challenge!

11-22-2002, 02:54 AM	#3
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	what about living room wrestling? that's hardcore.... __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-22-2002, 11:00 AM	#4
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	AD HOC votes In regards to your inquiry Masterofnone, the only Slinky allowed in the Slinky Stair Event is the original regulation-sized Slinky®. Events added since the first posting are as follows: Living Room Wrestling Dirty Dish Pileup Grape Toss (height and number of consecutive grapes into the mouth will be judged) Broom Balance (length of time and body part used to balance will count towards scoring) Summer and Winter events are currently being debated. There is also a call for A Special Thanksgiving Event. Any ideas?

11-22-2002, 01:44 PM	#5
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	see who can get the most pieces of turkey before the thing is carved!! oh! and see who can get on who's nerves first. that's always fun at family events. ours always break up with a "what did you mean by that??" ^__^ __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-22-2002, 02:03 PM	#6
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	how about... a get the vacuum cleaner up the stairs as fast as possible - race? and umm.. how fast does the cat slip when chasing a toy on your just polished floor? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-22-2002, 02:17 AM	#2
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	does it matter how long your slinky is to begin with?

11-25-2002, 06:59 PM	#7
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Annual Turkey toss?? How about who can last the long before passing out after eating all that turkey...cranberry sauce wrestling? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-25-2002, 07:51 PM	#8
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	oooohh cranberry sauce wrestling.. how about turkey football? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-26-2002, 10:55 AM	#9
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	AD HOC gets sauced Exerpts of Minutes from the last meeting: {Note: just finished testing cranberry wrestling, unanimously considered the finest Thanksgiving sport, while popping cranberries out their ears} "Hey, hey...whatya guys think? I think Turkey Football would go over real well- get the male-Bud-luvin'-Cheeto-sucker sector..." "Well, we are hoping to keep Football reserved for the Inter-Species Competitions." "Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. Hey, I know! What about this: Turkey Bowling! The kids will love it. Get a roast turkey and roll her down to some pins. Nothin' finer!" Marks Turkey Bowling on the list. "Anything else? We're hoping to do something with mashed potatoes, perhaps sculpting? Tofurky could also be acceptable material..." "Oooh yeah- sculpture with mashed potatoes...nice. What the hell is Tofurky anyway?" "Well, it's like this....." {end} Last edited by amanda : 11-26-2002 at 10:59 AM.

11-26-2002, 12:23 PM	#10
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	turkey bowling works best with a frozen turkey,

11-26-2002, 12:46 PM	#11
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	i disagree, Master. i believe the sport is at it's finest with an underdone turkey. the juices provide excellent lubrication and the thin layer slime it leaves allows it to go sailing across almost any surface. and let's not forget the wonderfull dull squich when it hits the back wall. my favourite sport: wine mooching. snag as many glasses as possible, drink all night and never fill a glass. the most intoxicated wins. -st.

11-26-2002, 12:50 PM	#12
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	nice touch!

11-26-2002, 04:12 PM	#13
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	of course the intoxicated will pass out, what happens after this is, you pile as much on top of them as you can without waking them up. Take a picture. Whoever can pile the most on a passed out person wins. Kind of like human jenga.. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-27-2002, 04:30 PM	#14
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Things that are DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk: ~ Indubitably ~ Innovative ~ Preliminary ~ Proliferation ~ Cinnamon Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk: ~ Specificity ~ British Constitution ~ Passive-aggressive disorder ~ Loquacious Transubstantiate Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk: ~ Thanks, but I don't want to have sex ~ Nope, no more booze for me ~ Sorry, but you're not really my type ~ Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight ~ Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-28-2002, 07:49 AM	#15
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	HAAAHHaaHAhaaha!!!

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