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06-09-2004, 07:11 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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Anyone know some good punchlines?
If we can't find any good jokes, we can at least have some punchlines that will give us the benefit of the doubt:
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06-09-2004, 07:12 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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"That's a knick knack Patty Wak, give the frog a loan"
"Twenty bucks, same as in town." "FVck you, clown!!!"
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06-09-2004, 07:15 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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"You're obviously off your tits and your mates look like they're going start something"
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06-09-2004, 07:17 PM
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oh fvck - i've smoked my cock
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06-09-2004, 07:23 PM
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Lurk
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here is a good one liner....
So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.... |
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06-09-2004, 09:36 PM
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Conspiracy Theorist
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"Never fvck with my Uncle Joe when he's been drinking."
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06-09-2004, 09:37 PM
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Conspiracy Theorist
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"Why am I telling you? My God! I'm telling everybody!
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06-09-2004, 09:55 PM
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Moderator
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Never fvck with my Uncle Joe when he's been drinking."
Why am I telling you? My God! I'm telling everybody! LOL..I love both of those jokes 
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06-09-2004, 10:47 PM
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people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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06-09-2004, 11:52 PM
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Cheeses Save
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uhhh??....people in gRass houses shouldn't throw hot coals?
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06-10-2004, 01:58 AM
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girthy pickles
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You're getting sick? Man, I lost the sausage at the second bar!
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06-10-2004, 03:37 AM
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beatbox mantra soundtrack
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I gotta go fark the cat.
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06-10-2004, 04:24 AM
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06-10-2004, 10:03 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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They were forever known from that day as The Andean Nippleless 500.
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06-10-2004, 04:00 PM
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lick her? you brought her!
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