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today when i went for a run on the boardwalk it was really busy, lots of people out rollerblading and suntanning etc. So as i round the bend on the way back to my car, there is an old guy sitting by himself licking an ice cream cone, on the bench.
I didnt quite understand why he was alone, because it was so busy every bench and part of the beach was taken. Until, of course i ran by him.. to discover that not one but two of his balls were hanging out the bottom leg of his shorts, as he sat licking his ice cream. People running/walking by were laughing, little kids were pointing and parents were explaining. And then i realized how smart he was. He had the whole bench to himself, and all he had to do was let his donkey clangers out of his cage. He'll probably be there for hours. |
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06-10-2004, 05:40 PM
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deja vu...
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06-10-2004, 05:52 PM
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06-11-2004, 12:09 AM
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are you allowed to post that?
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06-11-2004, 12:21 AM
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rap geisha
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why not?
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06-11-2004, 12:59 AM
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guidelines?
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06-11-2004, 01:19 AM
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eh. it's tasteful. we can't be cowering in the shadows waiting for the finger of god to smite us. if it's there in a week it's no big deal. if it isn't... well... it's still no big deal.
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06-11-2004, 01:38 AM
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I prefer the dead baby joke.
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06-11-2004, 07:08 AM
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i think its fine...
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06-11-2004, 11:07 AM
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you would.
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06-11-2004, 11:20 AM
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Is that Klaus Kinski in the photo (the one without the boob
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06-12-2004, 05:48 PM
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Certainly not the first boob to put in an appearance around here.
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06-12-2004, 09:04 PM
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06-12-2004, 09:48 PM
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Are you angry about something? I'm not baiting you, I am curious.
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