Once again, Survivor - ZEFRANK.COM

Klynne · 06-15-2004, 09:35 PM

The application is due on the 22nd of this month. I am going to my older brother's house so he can film it. Any more ideas? Pretty sure they won't take me, but I am going to try anyway. Wish me luck.

agentsmith · 06-15-2004, 09:37 PM

luck luck luck....

Klynne · 06-15-2004, 09:41 PM

So, Agent, when I am being filmed, I have to state why I would be the ultimate survivor. What would you say?

See, I can pretty much figure people out, and play nice, but protect myself when I have to. But that would make one whimpy tape. I need some imagination.....

agentsmith · 06-15-2004, 09:52 PM

hmm........all i can say is look menacing.....try to stain the shirt you'll be wearing with blood, and put a corpse in the corner, i hav a few i can lend you...

Klynne · 06-15-2004, 09:56 PM

Hehehe. I am going to wear my t-shirt that says:

"Bomb Squad Technician, If you see me running, try to keep up". Ketchup or real blood would look real nice on that. Don't you think?

rmr · 06-15-2004, 10:51 PM

Good Luck!!!!

zenbabe · 06-16-2004, 12:15 AM

be in a tree while you are telling them how great you are and then at the end..fall out of it....

masterofNone · 06-16-2004, 12:27 AM

eat a leech.

nycwriters · 06-16-2004, 12:31 AM

I think you should do some fake McGuyver stunts.

Run out of water? Set up tinfoil and put it under a tree branch. Fade. Come back an hour later and find eight jugs of water on top of the tin foil.

Need a fire? Do magic. One shot with wood piled up. Flick your wrist or twitch your nose a la Bewitched and suddenly (with the magic of stopping the film) you have a fire.

Need food? Pretend to be out hunting with a spear in the "jungle" ... suddenly spot something and throw your spear, jabbing something ... have the screen pan back to show you pulling back a McDonald's bag filled with food.

Fade with you opening the McDonald's bag and taking a huge ass bite out of a burger.

Fin.

masterofNone · 06-16-2004, 12:33 AM

mcleech.

xerocs · 06-16-2004, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klynne
Hehehe. I am going to wear my t-shirt that says:

"Bomb Squad Technician, If you see me running, try to keep up". Ketchup or real blood would look real nice on that. Don't you think?

That is funny except... my career field started that t-shirt and we hate seeing it on other people... you have the lost the ordinance troops vote.

Klynne · 06-16-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xerocs
That is funny except... my career field started that t-shirt and we hate seeing it on other people... you have the lost the ordinance troops vote.

I am sorry that I have been insensitive.

My own little world is non violent and peacefull, thanks to you, and all of the other troops. Sorry again. Klynne.

nycwriters · 06-16-2004, 01:54 AM

Pfft, you're going to fall for that guilt trip?!

Dude, all he wants is to be spanked.

nycwriters · 06-16-2004, 01:56 AM

Oops!

I have NO idea where that came from! I must have been channeling Zen!

Klynne · 06-16-2004, 02:03 AM

If he wants to be spanked all he has to do is ask. Sheesh.

06-15-2004, 09:35 PM	#1
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Once again, Survivor The application is due on the 22nd of this month. I am going to my older brother's house so he can film it. Any more ideas? Pretty sure they won't take me, but I am going to try anyway. Wish me luck.

06-15-2004, 09:37 PM	#2
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	luck luck luck.... __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

06-15-2004, 09:52 PM	#4
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	hmm........all i can say is look menacing.....try to stain the shirt you'll be wearing with blood, and put a corpse in the corner, i hav a few i can lend you... __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

06-16-2004, 12:15 AM	#7
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	be in a tree while you are telling them how great you are and then at the end..fall out of it.... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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06-15-2004, 09:41 PM	#3
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	So, Agent, when I am being filmed, I have to state why I would be the ultimate survivor. What would you say? See, I can pretty much figure people out, and play nice, but protect myself when I have to. But that would make one whimpy tape. I need some imagination.....

06-15-2004, 09:56 PM	#5
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Hehehe. I am going to wear my t-shirt that says: "Bomb Squad Technician, If you see me running, try to keep up". Ketchup or real blood would look real nice on that. Don't you think?

06-15-2004, 10:51 PM	#6
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	Good Luck!!!!

06-16-2004, 12:27 AM	#8
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	eat a leech.

06-16-2004, 12:31 AM	#9
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	I think you should do some fake McGuyver stunts. Run out of water? Set up tinfoil and put it under a tree branch. Fade. Come back an hour later and find eight jugs of water on top of the tin foil. Need a fire? Do magic. One shot with wood piled up. Flick your wrist or twitch your nose a la Bewitched and suddenly (with the magic of stopping the film) you have a fire. Need food? Pretend to be out hunting with a spear in the "jungle" ... suddenly spot something and throw your spear, jabbing something ... have the screen pan back to show you pulling back a McDonald's bag filled with food. Fade with you opening the McDonald's bag and taking a huge ass bite out of a burger. Fin.

06-16-2004, 12:33 AM	#10
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	mcleech.

06-16-2004, 01:54 AM	#13
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Pfft, you're going to fall for that guilt trip?! Dude, all he wants is to be spanked.

06-16-2004, 01:56 AM	#14
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Oops! I have NO idea where that came from! I must have been channeling Zen!

06-16-2004, 02:03 AM	#15
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	If he wants to be spanked all he has to do is ask. Sheesh.