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Old 06-17-2004, 12:14 AM   #1
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Panda Pregnant After Viewing Porn

hee hee hee...

BEIJING (AP) - American-born panda Hua Mei is pregnant, just months after she settled into her new home in southwestern China, state newspapers reported Wednesday.

The 4-year-old panda, whose name means ``China-America,'' was the first foreign-born panda to return to its ancestral homeland. She arrived in February from the San Diego Zoo, where she was born to two pandas on loan from China.

Chinese veterinarians, concerned that she had little knowledge of sex after living only in captivity, showed her videos of mating pandas to prepare her for a series of ``blind dates.''

That education appears to have paid off. Hua Mei became pregnant by natural means and is due in September, the Beijing Morning Post reported, citing researchers at the Wolong Giant Panda Protection Center in southwestern China...
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:27 AM   #2
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I used to swear I could get pregnant just by thinking dirty thoughts; when I saw the thread title it made me laugh.
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:50 AM   #3
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Panda Porn!
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the panda porn is available on the internet...

not that i would know......>.<
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:39 AM   #5
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the panda porn is available on the internet...

not that i would know......>.<
LOL

I wonder if they have teen pandas? Hardcore pandas? Housewife pandas?
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:41 AM   #6
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