desperately bored at work resolves to..

[RuneT]

zemonkeyrune: reminds me of seinfeld
zemonkeyrune: No soup for you!
zemonkeyrune: hehe
zemonkeyrune: the mad chep
zemonkeyrune: chef
ze_chuckie_egg: brb
ze_chuckie_egg: bossagain
zemonkeyrune: k
ze_chuckie_egg: I never saw seinfeld
zemonkeyrune: oh yeah?
zemonkeyrune: so what did you do instead?
zemonkeyrune: hmmm?
ze_chuckie_egg: hehe
ze_chuckie_egg: I went to the pub
zemonkeyrune: i see
zemonkeyrune: you pretend to have a life
zemonkeyrune: very interresting
ze_chuckie_egg: yup
ze_chuckie_egg:
zemonkeyrune: tell me more
ze_chuckie_egg: sometimes, on a weekday evening... I go to the supermarket!
ze_chuckie_egg: just-to-look-around!
ze_chuckie_egg: haha
zemonkeyrune: ahhh mmm i see
ze_chuckie_egg: wild aren't I?!
zemonkeyrune: so how DID your life end up where it is?
zemonkeyrune: hmmm?
ze_chuckie_egg: I guess its the exposure to all the fun I had when I was a student
ze_chuckie_egg: I still haven't recovered properly
zemonkeyrune: have you always had problems with alcohole?
ze_chuckie_egg: yes, ever since I was a young girl - my father used to make pear wine
ze_chuckie_egg: when we had a pear tree in the back garden
zemonkeyrune: "looking up freud"
zemonkeyrune: ahhaaa
ze_chuckie_egg: hehe
zemonkeyrune: that explains everything
zemonkeyrune: all you have to do is to resolve unresolved pear issuses with your dad
zemonkeyrune: ding! times up
zemonkeyrune: thank you
zemonkeyrune: pay on your way out
ze_chuckie_egg: wow
ze_chuckie_egg: really?
ze_chuckie_egg: haha
zemonkeyrune: mmmhmmm
zemonkeyrune: you got that mmmhmmm for free
ze_chuckie_egg: and my grandmother used to make advocat
ze_chuckie_egg: which we called "egg-flip"
ze_chuckie_egg: wow, could this be the background to my name?
zemonkeyrune: ahhh mmm
zemonkeyrune: dont jumt to conclutions!
zemonkeyrune: that's my job
zemonkeyrune: "maybe this has something to do with your name?" hmmm?
ze_chuckie_egg: hmm
ze_chuckie_egg: or the very make-up of my BEING!?
zemonkeyrune: sure
ze_chuckie_egg: *having a life changing experience*
zemonkeyrune: (happens every time)
zemonkeyrune: right
zemonkeyrune: being, who are you?
zemonkeyrune: ARE you the egg you claim to be?
zemonkeyrune: or is that just an eggshell?
ze_chuckie_egg: I hope so
zemonkeyrune: is there more eggs or just one?
ze_chuckie_egg: oh just one
ze_chuckie_egg: I think
zemonkeyrune: YOU THINK!
zemonkeyrune: CMON !
zemonkeyrune: YOU KNOW!
zemonkeyrune: DONT YOU!
ze_chuckie_egg: YEAH!
zemonkeyrune: no. 2! COME OUT!
ze_chuckie_egg: I AM THE ONE
zemonkeyrune: I SEE YOU!
zemonkeyrune: BE GONE!
zemonkeyrune: woff woff!
ze_chuckie_egg: I have come out
ze_chuckie_egg: lol
zemonkeyrune: there, that will be 50£
zemonkeyrune: you are now a whole egg
ze_chuckie_egg: do you take paypal?
zemonkeyrune: sure
ze_chuckie_egg: I do feel whole
ze_chuckie_egg: how can I ever thank you enough?
zemonkeyrune: my nich is thedoctorwhoscrewsyouplenty
ze_chuckie_egg: haha
zemonkeyrune: if you think you had a really good service then i do take tips
ze_chuckie_egg: ok
zemonkeyrune: have your egg shell ever shine so bright?
zemonkeyrune: hmm?
ze_chuckie_egg: never
zemonkeyrune: right
zemonkeyrune: worth way more that 50 isn't it...
zemonkeyrune: just let your heart decide
zemonkeyrune: you know whats right
ze_chuckie_egg: yes, it seems a worthless amount somehow
zemonkeyrune: and whats downright cheap
ze_chuckie_egg: priceless
ze_chuckie_egg: !
zemonkeyrune: worthless?
ze_chuckie_egg: you should up your charges
zemonkeyrune: all my clients have a big heart
zemonkeyrune: just like you
ze_chuckie_egg: I bet
ze_chuckie_egg: I cant put a price on your services
zemonkeyrune: i'll slap you with the reflex hammer for a fiver if you want
ze_chuckie_egg:
ze_chuckie_egg: really?
zemonkeyrune: mmmhmmm i'm multi talented
zemonkeyrune: i do exorsism too
zemonkeyrune: if the price is right
ze_chuckie_egg: that could come in handy
zemonkeyrune: yep
zemonkeyrune: according to the latest scientific statistics theres several demons in all of us
ze_chuckie_egg: really
zemonkeyrune: mmmhmm
ze_chuckie_egg: I feel I have none now
zemonkeyrune: havent got to that bit yet
ze_chuckie_egg: oh I think you have!
ze_chuckie_egg: or maybe I did it all alone?!
zemonkeyrune: nonooo that was just skitzo things
zemonkeyrune: i left the demons in there
zemonkeyrune: because you didn't tick that on the price list
ze_chuckie_egg: dammit
zemonkeyrune: and i tell you, it was a nasty bugger
ze_chuckie_egg has signed back in. (25.06.2004 16:49)

zemonkeyrune: sorry i had to charge you in your absense
ze_chuckie_egg: oh no
zemonkeyrune: you know my time is valuable
ze_chuckie_egg: but yahoo just logged me off
ze_chuckie_egg: twasnt my fault
zemonkeyrune: yahoo?
ze_chuckie_egg: yup
zemonkeyrune: you THINK it was yahoo
zemonkeyrune: do you want to know what really happened?
zemonkeyrune: hmm?
ze_chuckie_egg: what
ze_chuckie_egg: what happened
ze_chuckie_egg: ?
zemonkeyrune: the DEMON IN YOU took control and signed you off
ze_chuckie_egg: eek
zemonkeyrune: mmhmm
zemonkeyrune: you should bring your paycheck and stop by my church later
zemonkeyrune: oh, and wear something nice
ze_chuckie_egg: my birthday suit maybe?
zemonkeyrune: it it nice?
zemonkeyrune: is
ze_chuckie_egg: very
ze_chuckie_egg: or so I'm told
zemonkeyrune: ahh perfect
zemonkeyrune: a third party evaluation is worth a lot
zemonkeyrune: ill see your money err you in church later then
ze_chuckie_egg: oh ok then