Yo Adrienne! I did it!!!

[Willow Sylph]

I've finally cut the cord... I am now officially aol-less. After over 8 years with AOL, I've finally cancelled. It feels like permanently severing ties with the pesky relative that you don't really like anymore. I'd like to have a moment of silence to remember aol.....

(countless spam, including all those annoying porn emails by Bambi Fuksalot (where the heck did they all come from??))

(annoying pop-ups)

(bad connections)

(the trauma of dealing with connecting after they went to unlimited use)

(HORRID customer service - always, the horrid customer service...)

(aaah, the days when they charged by the hour)

Farewell, aol. Farewell.







Fade out to "Taps."