Holy !@#!$%#@!$%#!$@#!

[nycwriters]

... the woman he cheated with just called me.

She said "your number was on my cell phone and I'm trying to figure out why it's there."

I said "well who is this?"

And she said "Mary."

I said "Mary, it's Peg."

And she said "Peg who? The name sounds awfully familiar."

She has to be stoned out of her mind if she doesn't remember.

I told her never to call me again.

Jaysis.