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Old 09-02-2004, 07:08 AM   #1
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MC² says:boo
MC² says:heya Angel
MC² says:how are you?
Dani says:hey!
Dani says:I'm good, you?
MC² says:good good good
MC² says:3 goods
MC² saysoh i sneezed
MC² says:lol
Dani says:awesomeness, that means lotsa porn right?
MC² says:haha
MC² says:no
MC² says:lol
Dani saysh dag
Dani says:i suppose sneezing porn isn't sexy
Dani says:"oh yes baby, let the snot run down your thigh"
Dani says:*pukes* thats gross
MC² says:eww
MC² says:lol
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:57 PM   #2
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petepantone: yikes!
jolvarhollenreid: So i was like, “if I was a spider, where would I be?”
petepantone: you would be on the web!
petepantone: (!)
jolvarhollenreid: lol
petepantone: are you a spider?
jolvarhollenreid:
jolvarhollenreid: so, anyway, i found it
jolvarhollenreid: it was on the couch
petepantone: looking for the remote control, no doubt
jolvarhollenreid:
petepantone:
petepantone: good that you found it, though
petepantone: it’s a tough world for spiders
petepantone: may i post this?
jolvarhollenreid: why the hell not
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Old 09-21-2004, 01:42 AM   #3
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imdrsmooth (10:03:26 PM): what show is this?
chasingaimee2 (10:03:35 PM): national geographic explorer?
chasingaimee2 (10:03:37 PM): i think
imdrsmooth (10:03:49 PM): hmm
chasingaimee2 (10:03:59 PM): i think i am about to see some croc sex
imdrsmooth (10:04:05 PM): HOT!
chasingaimee2 (10:04:09 PM): i KNOW
chasingaimee2 (10:06:51 PM): bow chika bow bow croc sexxxxx
chasingaimee2 (10:06:56 PM): no croc sex yet
imdrsmooth (10:06:56 PM): hehe
imdrsmooth (10:07:11 PM): damnit!
chasingaimee2 (10:07:25 PM): no wait, there she goes
chasingaimee2 (10:07:30 PM): swimming over by him
chasingaimee2 (10:07:37 PM): blowing bubbles in the water
imdrsmooth (10:07:42 PM): haha
imdrsmooth (10:07:53 PM): seducing him
imdrsmooth (10:07:57 PM): nice
chasingaimee2 (10:08:33 PM): hehehehe
chasingaimee2 (10:08:37 PM): he is playing hard to get
imdrsmooth (10:10:01 PM): that a guy!
chasingaimee2 (10:10:01 PM): damn
chasingaimee2 (10:10:04 PM): he cockblocked her
imdrsmooth (10:10:07 PM): hhahahaha
imdrsmooth (10:10:13 PM): or crocblocked
imdrsmooth (10:10:16 PM): wah wah wahhhhhhh
chasingaimee2 (10:10:22 PM):
chasingaimee2 (10:10:26 PM): lol
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:03 PM   #4
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a YIM with my sister

audreyvgs: why, are you sending me somethig?
audreyvgs: putting me something on my ebay?
carrieheffner: no - looking at ornaments and such
carrieheffner: only 1 day left
carrieheffner: when do you bid?
audreyvgs: and like 6 hrs
audreyvgs: right at the last minute
carrieheffner: k
audreyvgs: yu have like 3 screens up
audreyvgs: and rapid fire
carrieheffner: just don't loose em!!!!!!
carrieheffner: they are too cool
audreyvgs: for chrissake, there are professionals out there who bid and win on commission
audreyvgs: and thats all they do
carrieheffner: don't burst my ignorance bubble
audreyvgs: ive been avoiding stepping on it my whole life.
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Old 09-27-2004, 08:00 PM   #5
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:30 PM   #6
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xxxxxxxx: well, I can still go I suppose, just let me know
chasingaimee2: you sure you wanna eat with a bunch of straight people?
chasingaimee2: you never know where our mouths have been
xxxxxxxx: lol
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Old 10-02-2004, 12:43 AM   #7
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(19:44:28) Sasha: hows your woman
(19:45:27) Simage: not too bad
(19:45:39) Simage: a little sick.... but shes getting better
(19:46:23) Sasha: when did she fall sick?
(19:47:52) Simage: lol
(19:48:00) Simage: you make it sound so horrible....
(19:48:04) Simage: just a cold...
(19:48:07) Simage: about a week ago
(19:48:40) Sasha: hmm, I gtg check my spagetti brb
(19:48:51) Simage: lol
(19:49:02) Simage: think thats what Zaftig is making for supper too
(19:49:57) Sasha: mine, is better. definatly
(19:52:03) Simage: Zaftig's is having a nervous breakdown
(19:52:08) Simage: apparently its suicidal
(19:52:09) Sasha: ? how so
(19:52:15) Simage: dunno...
(19:52:30) Simage: all I hear is her cursing the suicidal spaghetti
(19:52:39) Sasha: ???
(19:52:41) Simage: I'm staying here with my safe math
(19:52:47) Sasha: math??
(19:52:54) Simage: yeah
(19:53:35) Simage: y=1/(1+e^-x)
(19:53:42) Simage: sigmoid function
(19:53:55) Sasha: ... and it does what?
(19:54:17) Simage: plots a nice line
(19:55:18) Sasha: exciting

at that time it was time to help the spaghetti along on its suicidal path
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:21 AM   #8
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Fulgore: whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
sparks: My you're looking "acute" today
Fulgore: fvck you
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Old 10-02-2004, 04:47 AM   #9
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Re: a YIM with my sister

Quote:
Originally posted by Audreyvgs
audreyvgs: why, are you sending me somethig?
audreyvgs: putting me something on my ebay?
carrieheffner: no - looking at ornaments and such
carrieheffner: only 1 day left
carrieheffner: when do you bid?
audreyvgs: and like 6 hrs
audreyvgs: right at the last minute
carrieheffner: k
audreyvgs: yu have like 3 screens up
audreyvgs: and rapid fire
carrieheffner: just don't loose em!!!!!!
carrieheffner: they are too cool
audreyvgs: for chrissake, there are professionals out there who bid and win on commission
audreyvgs: and thats all they do
carrieheffner: don't burst my ignorance bubble
audreyvgs: ive been avoiding stepping on it my whole life.
Huh? Sniping sofware people.......
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:41 PM   #10
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:52 AM   #11
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man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
you don't live in Hope mills do you?
ya, why man?
lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:43 PM   #12
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^^*I heart bash*

Zen says:
Border Inspectors Find Girl Sealed In Piñata

Hugo says:
I know they really can get creative is she alive?

Zen says:
http://www.nbc4.tv/news/3914346/detail.html

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poor people how many do they not catch. I havethe 8th graders writing journals for 5 minutes to settle them down. This one kid wrote that he had inked a girl's initials on his hand and when his mom (old country Mexican) saw it, she told him that "only the stupid cows have letter so they will know who they belong too.." God, did John and I split a gut over that one

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hahahahha

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They are so much fun It is a gas working there every day You get so close to them they love you
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Old 11-14-2004, 05:44 PM   #13
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:14 PM   #14
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don't get sick

trisherina says:
what did dr quinn say?
AntsyPants says:
lordy
AntsyPants says:
you don't want to know
trisherina says:
of course i do for crying out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AntsyPants says:
he told me I should go and have some fun.
trisherina says:
well, that's ****ing ominous
AntsyPants says:
then looked at me. I didn't react. He said "I'm waiting for a reaction" so, I cried.
trisherina says:
your oncologist telling you to go and have some FUN
AntsyPants says:
he suggested MDA
trisherina says:
did he say anything about the chemo? prognosis? MDA?????
trisherina says:
HOLY CRAP
trisherina says:
is he suggesting your condition is terminal?
trisherina says:
he wants you to get stoned on meth?
AntsyPants says:
i don't ask prognosis cause it's just a bs craps shoot anyway
AntsyPants says:
There is another trial showing promise. then there are biopsies and surgery
trisherina says:
what is the chance they can get all this crap out of you?
AntsyPants says:
well, ACC friend in SB just had 2 surgeries , parts of lung removed. monitored for a year or more
AntsyPants says:
you ask tough questions
AntsyPants says:
i have not fit into neatly into any statistic yet, so they mean nothing to me. I don't ask
AntsyPants says:
cushing's "rarer than hen's teeth!"
trisherina says:
(sigh)
AntsyPants says:
Adrenal tumor "almost NEVER cancer"
AntsyPants says:
This chemo regimen has shown promise in Italy.
AntsyPants says:
it's all a crap shoot
trisherina says:
crap, it is
AntsyPants says:
so why ask odds?
AntsyPants says:
they mean nothing
AntsyPants says:
why ask prognosis? meaningless. a friend was told he had less than a year, he lived 8. he had esophageal CA
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:40 AM   #15
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chasingaimee2: i just got home
chasingaimee2: you will have to bear with me
audreyvgs: thats ok
audreyvgs: im makin a gif
audreyvgs: nothin, just how it was
chasingaimee2: a gif? for me? oh, you shoulnd't have!
audreyvgs: hahahha
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