Kids, and how they embarass the fark out of you - ZEFRANK.COM

Klynne · 07-25-2004, 09:36 PM

Well, this is the thread to post how you were embarassed by your kid, someone elses kid etc.

Last night I went to my friend's house, and watched a movie with him and his 9 year old son. I stayed over, and this morning we decided to go fishing.

There were a few people fishing near us. My friend's son said (quite loudly) "Hey girl, will you come over to my dad's house after this?"

Me "I don't know, what do you want to do?"

Him "We can watch a couple of movies and then you can go home."

Me laughing " Good, I am glad I have your permission to go home afterwards."

Him "You don't have to go home, you can spend the night like you did last night."

You should have seen the looks on the faces of our fellow fishermen.

Me to his dad "I could die right now."

My friend's son to me "You could die in my dad's arms tonight."

What a sweet little boy

priceyfatprude · 07-26-2004, 03:33 AM

I burned my hand making toast for the little girl I babysat for on Friday. I think she learned a new word.

trisherina · 07-26-2004, 03:44 AM

Klynne, I gotta ask, why didn't your friend interject? His kid was being a snot.

topcat · 07-26-2004, 03:59 AM

no he wasn't

trisherina · 07-26-2004, 04:06 AM

Dunno, sounds baiting to me. "girl?"

priceyfatprude · 07-26-2004, 04:12 AM

I hate being called "Girl".

Unless it's by a gay man. Then it's ok.

Dark Chocolate · 07-26-2004, 06:07 AM

I know what you mean, girl.

daverbee · 07-26-2004, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I hate being called "Girl".

Me, too.

*******

I heard this exchange at an intersection on the way home once:

Black man, "Hey, girl!"

Black girl crossing the street, "Hey, BOY!!"

Black man, angrily, "I ain't no BOY!"

Black girl, equally angry, "I ain't no GIRL, neither!"

Magpie · 07-26-2004, 02:06 PM

Took kids to my sisters pool. Little kids all over the place with orange, lime green, pink blow up "floaties" on their arms... Adult swim time - kids out of the pool... I'm floating on my back (certain body parts rising above the waters surface more than others) in a bright orange bathing suit and my 8yr old yells loudly across the pool,

"Hey Mom! You have FLOATIES TOO!"

daverbee · 07-26-2004, 02:08 PM

Ha! A new description for The Boob Thread!

craig johnston · 12-16-2005, 10:46 AM

kids - doncha just......?

smellyrayzin · 12-16-2005, 07:56 PM

I don't have kids.
But I have six cats and a dog and i refer to them as my children ("yeah, we need a box for these steak-fat scraps so we can take them home to the kids.")

i have a cat named Inu (japanese for "dog") and she pees in the toilet... we didn't teach her, she just started doing it on our own. seriously.
one night i had a bunch of people over... we were standing around in the kitchen and Inu jumped up on the counter. And peed in a coffee cup.
laughter insued

Max Headroom · 12-16-2005, 08:01 PM

I do not plan on having children at any point in my life time

craig johnston · 12-16-2005, 08:43 PM

^^^^^

prolly best, for the gene pool etc...

07-25-2004, 09:36 PM	#1
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Kids, and how they embarass the fark out of you Well, this is the thread to post how you were embarassed by your kid, someone elses kid etc. Last night I went to my friend's house, and watched a movie with him and his 9 year old son. I stayed over, and this morning we decided to go fishing. There were a few people fishing near us. My friend's son said (quite loudly) "Hey girl, will you come over to my dad's house after this?" Me "I don't know, what do you want to do?" Him "We can watch a couple of movies and then you can go home." Me laughing " Good, I am glad I have your permission to go home afterwards." Him "You don't have to go home, you can spend the night like you did last night." You should have seen the looks on the faces of our fellow fishermen. Me to his dad "I could die right now." My friend's son to me "You could die in my dad's arms tonight." What a sweet little boy

07-26-2004, 03:33 AM	#2
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I burned my hand making toast for the little girl I babysat for on Friday. I think she learned a new word. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

07-26-2004, 03:44 AM	#3
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Klynne, I gotta ask, why didn't your friend interject? His kid was being a snot. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

07-26-2004, 04:06 AM	#5
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Dunno, sounds baiting to me. "girl?" __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

07-26-2004, 04:12 AM	#6
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I hate being called "Girl". Unless it's by a gay man. Then it's ok. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

07-26-2004, 03:59 AM	#4
topcat monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: across the st. from the telephone pole Posts: 1,970	no he wasn't

07-26-2004, 06:07 AM	#7
Dark Chocolate Seductress Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In your mouth Posts: 239	I know what you mean, girl. __________________ dark. rich. scrumptious. indescribably beautiful.

07-26-2004, 02:06 PM	#9
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Took kids to my sisters pool. Little kids all over the place with orange, lime green, pink blow up "floaties" on their arms... Adult swim time - kids out of the pool... I'm floating on my back (certain body parts rising above the waters surface more than others) in a bright orange bathing suit and my 8yr old yells loudly across the pool, "Hey Mom! You have FLOATIES TOO!"

07-26-2004, 02:08 PM	#10
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Ha! A new description for The Boob Thread!

12-16-2005, 10:46 AM	#11
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	kids - doncha just......? __________________ the tea leaf family

12-16-2005, 07:56 PM	#12
smellyrayzin mrs. self destruct Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: arizizooona Posts: 643	I don't have kids. But I have six cats and a dog and i refer to them as my children ("yeah, we need a box for these steak-fat scraps so we can take them home to the kids.") i have a cat named Inu (japanese for "dog") and she pees in the toilet... we didn't teach her, she just started doing it on our own. seriously. one night i had a bunch of people over... we were standing around in the kitchen and Inu jumped up on the counter. And peed in a coffee cup. laughter insued __________________ therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free. + my website + my photo site

12-16-2005, 08:01 PM	#13
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	I do not plan on having children at any point in my life time __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly.

12-16-2005, 08:43 PM	#14
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	^^^^^ prolly best, for the gene pool etc... __________________ the tea leaf family

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