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AllegroNg · 09-10-2003, 09:12 PM

Dearest ants,
Sorry I had to vacuum y'all. You'll go to a better (darker) place now.

Hermione · 09-10-2003, 10:08 PM

Dear A/P Government/Politics class,

Why must you be so hard? Your tests are impossible. I hate you. Only 173 days of school left.

Love always me

malina · 09-10-2003, 10:50 PM

dear world,

i love you

a.

09-10-2003, 11:12 PM

Dear dad:

There is no need for you to talk so loud on the phone. I can hear your voice from the reciever five feet away. Just try to relax. I love you.

Love,
Me.

Dear dishes:

Why are you always dirty? Why do I spend my weekend evenings washing you? Try practicing good hygiene, dammit, I’m ƒu€king sick of it!

Sincerely,
Your best friend and worst enemy.

Dear 209.126.178.53:

Thanks for giving me a place to virtually hang out with these cool, funny people.

Yours,
Rapscalious Rob the llama pirate.

sixfinger · 09-11-2003, 02:04 AM

Dear Masayo-San (my new nanny),

Thank you for sincerly loving my kids.

love mama

Dear bank,

Please approve my business loan.

Sincerley, officially, in all need:

me.

Dear spelling part of my brain,

Where are you? We've never met, please contact me at your earliest convenience.

Sara

priceyfatprude · 09-11-2003, 02:07 AM

Dear Rob,

Paper plates, man. Paper plates.

Love,

me

Dear Dad,

When you're in a city 15 minutes away from here the least you could do is call me to see if you could come visit. I may be available. I may not be. But it'd be nice to be asked.

Just sayin'

-me

09-11-2003, 02:35 AM

Dear Pizza Restaurant:

I know they cost more, but will you at least consider paper plates? And how about a different method of storing dough? And maybe serve the lasagna in styrofoam containers? And hey, city-- why don’t you make stricter requirements for the posting of address numbers?
Nevermind, I understand…

Resigned,
Roberto.

Dear Blackjack Davy the Midnight Fury:

I love you, kitty cat. What was it like to be abandoned as a kitten? What do you think of us? What do you see?
I like that you trust me so completely. I trust you, too. Don’t worry, you’re safe here.

Love,
The tall skinny one

Dear Studio Office:

Why are you so messy? I need to send a quote right away, but I can’t find the damn contact information anywhere! argh.

P.S.
Hey, Scanner: could you at least pretend to be agreeable sometimes?

Mildly affectionate, morose and disdainful,
Rob

Frieda · 09-11-2003, 02:45 AM

dear boss,

sorry, but i'm going to be an hour late again today. get over it.

frieda

RuneT · 09-11-2003, 06:01 AM

Dear boss

I need air to work. I'm going home.

Best wishes
RuneT

Audreyvgs · 09-11-2003, 09:55 AM

Dear Dad

Im glad you weren't alive to see 9-11, but you sure would have loved to have seen your grandson, he's just like you, stubborn as an ox, clever and cute.

Love, aud

__________________
sorry, feeling a bit sentimental today.

RuneT · 09-11-2003, 10:15 AM

And he likes to see pigeons get hit by ka’s evil twin.

Audreyvgs · 09-11-2003, 10:34 AM

freakin loved it, had to play it 12x, late for school. laughed his head off.

me too.

what's JOJ?

dinzdale · 09-11-2003, 10:43 AM

Norwegian for LOL

nycwriters · 09-11-2003, 01:09 PM

Dear New York,

Stand tall and heal. I love you.

I think no matter where I find myself in the world in my life, I will always return to you on this day.

We've been through too much together for me not to.

Love,

Me

Frieda · 09-11-2003, 01:20 PM

dear boss,

sorry to hear you were fired this morning.

frieda

(yeesssssss!

)

09-11-2003, 02:04 AM	#5
sixfinger monkey Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 40	Dear Masayo-San (my new nanny), Thank you for sincerly loving my kids. love mama Dear bank, Please approve my business loan. Sincerley, officially, in all need: me. Dear spelling part of my brain, Where are you? We've never met, please contact me at your earliest convenience. Sara __________________ "There is a long tradition of conscientious objectors, those who's hearts and minds refuse to follow orders they deem to be immoral." http://www.nonviolence.org

09-11-2003, 02:07 AM	#6
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Dear Rob, Paper plates, man. Paper plates. Love, me Dear Dad, When you're in a city 15 minutes away from here the least you could do is call me to see if you could come visit. I may be available. I may not be. But it'd be nice to be asked. Just sayin' -me __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

09-11-2003, 02:45 AM	#8
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	dear boss, sorry, but i'm going to be an hour late again today. get over it. frieda __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

09-11-2003, 06:01 AM	#9
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	Dear boss I need air to work. I'm going home. Best wishes RuneT __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

09-11-2003, 10:15 AM	#11
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	And he likes to see pigeons get hit by ka’s evil twin. __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

09-10-2003, 09:12 PM	#1
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Dearest ants, Sorry I had to vacuum y'all. You'll go to a better (darker) place now.

09-10-2003, 10:08 PM	#2
Hermione monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,060	Dear A/P Government/Politics class, Why must you be so hard? Your tests are impossible. I hate you. Only 173 days of school left. Love always me

09-10-2003, 10:50 PM	#3
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	dear world, i love you a.

09-10-2003, 11:12 PM	#4
rapscalious rob Posts: n/a	Dear dad: There is no need for you to talk so loud on the phone. I can hear your voice from the reciever five feet away. Just try to relax. I love you. Love, Me. Dear dishes: Why are you always dirty? Why do I spend my weekend evenings washing you? Try practicing good hygiene, dammit, I’m ƒu€king sick of it! Sincerely, Your best friend and worst enemy. Dear 209.126.178.53: Thanks for giving me a place to virtually hang out with these cool, funny people. Yours, Rapscalious Rob the llama pirate.

09-11-2003, 02:35 AM	#7
rapscalious rob Posts: n/a	Dear Pizza Restaurant: I know they cost more, but will you at least consider paper plates? And how about a different method of storing dough? And maybe serve the lasagna in styrofoam containers? And hey, city-- why don’t you make stricter requirements for the posting of address numbers? Nevermind, I understand… Resigned, Roberto. Dear Blackjack Davy the Midnight Fury: I love you, kitty cat. What was it like to be abandoned as a kitten? What do you think of us? What do you see? I like that you trust me so completely. I trust you, too. Don’t worry, you’re safe here. Love, The tall skinny one Dear Studio Office: Why are you so messy? I need to send a quote right away, but I can’t find the damn contact information anywhere! argh. P.S. Hey, Scanner: could you at least pretend to be agreeable sometimes? Mildly affectionate, morose and disdainful, Rob

09-11-2003, 09:55 AM	#10
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Dear Dad Im glad you weren't alive to see 9-11, but you sure would have loved to have seen your grandson, he's just like you, stubborn as an ox, clever and cute. Love, aud __________________ sorry, feeling a bit sentimental today.

09-11-2003, 10:34 AM	#12
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	freakin loved it, had to play it 12x, late for school. laughed his head off. me too. what's JOJ?

09-11-2003, 10:43 AM	#13
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Norwegian for LOL

09-11-2003, 01:09 PM	#14
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Dear New York, Stand tall and heal. I love you. I think no matter where I find myself in the world in my life, I will always return to you on this day. We've been through too much together for me not to. Love, Me

09-11-2003, 01:20 PM	#15
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	dear boss, sorry to hear you were fired this morning. frieda (yeesssssss! ) __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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