Kharma....or revenge? - ZEFRANK.COM

dinzdale · 07-29-2004, 11:50 AM

Well I had hoped for a more uplifting 6,000th post but last night the following weirdness happened....

As most of you may know, back in the mist of 1980 I was the purpetrator of the heinous act known as "Dumpgate". And now this..

9 pm and the girlfriend asks me to bring in her large plastic trash can before coming in to (removed for legal purposes), so after asking her if she had become suddenly disabled, and bemoaning the fact that when I'm there I do everything, I went out to the front yard curb to retrieve it.
Hmmm...strange.....the bin men had left one item in the bottom of the container.....or had they????
On closer inspection, it seemed to be some foilage, several sticks and a fern leaf, but WHAT THE FVCK ?????
Breathing shallow against the pervading reek and after my eyes had adjusted to the dim light, what do I find?
A human turd.
A Richard.

Dookie.

Poo.

I looked about me for signs of the excretor, but alas, no large dog, no pantsless purpetrator, no clue as to the origin of the sheizer.

Now, I am asking you as my friends (allegedly), EITHER it's bad kharma finally catching up on me after 24 years, OR some person unnamed seeking revenge for what they perceived as a wrong to be righted. By poo.

I hope somebody can explain this incident to put this behind me.

But be warned.....if it's a shitfight you're after, you picked the wrong monkey to mess with buddy!!!

masterofNone · 07-29-2004, 11:52 AM

sloooooooow karma.

bealeblues · 07-29-2004, 12:12 PM

words cannot express.....

red · 07-29-2004, 12:42 PM

wow, that's really funny. It wasn't me.
You have a girlfriend?!

daverbee · 07-29-2004, 12:48 PM

It's the folks who's yard you pooped in so many years ago finally tracking you down. Why they would do this in your girlfriend's garbage can is a question only they can answer.

dinzdale · 07-29-2004, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daverbee
It's the folks who's yard you pooped in so many years ago finally tracking you down.

Well that makes sense, seeing as how forensic science has come a long way since the early 80's. But what sicko would keep a dump, tagged and sealed for 24 years?

It's a bit like the horse's head in the Godfather....

bealeblues · 07-29-2004, 01:42 PM

checklist:

step 1: hassles by the federal court system: complete
step 2: seemingly random act of defecation placement in yard: complete

yep, the disintegration of dinzdale is progressing right on schedule.

amanda · 07-29-2004, 01:43 PM

charges for "dial-a-poo": $56.00

finding a willing individual in the houston metro area to dump the "dial-a-poo" into dinz's trashbin: next to nothing

the look on dinzdale's face: priceless

For everything else, there's mastercard.

agentsmith · 07-29-2004, 04:37 PM

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS!!!!

*nibbles nails*

GET AWAY FROM ME!
i dont want to talk about this....

*whistle*

Spicy Jack · 07-29-2004, 04:45 PM

why would they poo in the trash can? why not on the door step? or on the drive way? I mean...if you are gonna do a payback poo, do it right. It's not like you have to pick it up and touch it and put it in the trash...it is already there. ?!?!?!?

"bin men", that's funny.

dinzdale · 07-29-2004, 04:47 PM

How come YOU know so much about poo vendettas???

priceyfatprude · 07-29-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by red
wow, that's really funny. It wasn't me.
You have a girlfriend?!

Yeah I don't know which is funnier--this story or that dinz has a girlfriend.

dinzdale · 07-29-2004, 04:50 PM

That's nice.

Spicy Jack · 07-29-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
How come YOU know so much about poo vendettas???

I just have a good mind for revenge. This poopootrater (hahaha) did a weak job.

dinzdale · 07-29-2004, 05:00 PM

...or a week's worth of jobbie.....

07-29-2004, 11:50 AM	#1
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Kharma....or revenge? Well I had hoped for a more uplifting 6,000th post but last night the following weirdness happened.... As most of you may know, back in the mist of 1980 I was the purpetrator of the heinous act known as "Dumpgate". And now this.. 9 pm and the girlfriend asks me to bring in her large plastic trash can before coming in to (removed for legal purposes), so after asking her if she had become suddenly disabled, and bemoaning the fact that when I'm there I do everything, I went out to the front yard curb to retrieve it. Hmmm...strange.....the bin men had left one item in the bottom of the container.....or had they???? On closer inspection, it seemed to be some foilage, several sticks and a fern leaf, but WHAT THE FVCK ????? Breathing shallow against the pervading reek and after my eyes had adjusted to the dim light, what do I find? A human turd. A Richard. Dookie. Poo. I looked about me for signs of the excretor, but alas, no large dog, no pantsless purpetrator, no clue as to the origin of the sheizer. Now, I am asking you as my friends (allegedly), EITHER it's bad kharma finally catching up on me after 24 years, OR some person unnamed seeking revenge for what they perceived as a wrong to be righted. By poo. I hope somebody can explain this incident to put this behind me. But be warned.....if it's a shitfight you're after, you picked the wrong monkey to mess with buddy!!!

07-29-2004, 12:12 PM	#3
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	words cannot express..... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

07-29-2004, 01:42 PM	#7
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	checklist: step 1: hassles by the federal court system: complete step 2: seemingly random act of defecation placement in yard: complete yep, the disintegration of dinzdale is progressing right on schedule. __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

07-29-2004, 04:37 PM	#9
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS!!!! nibbles nails GET AWAY FROM ME! i dont want to talk about this.... whistle __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

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07-29-2004, 11:52 AM	#2
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	sloooooooow karma.

07-29-2004, 12:42 PM	#4
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	wow, that's really funny. It wasn't me. You have a girlfriend?!

07-29-2004, 12:48 PM	#5
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	It's the folks who's yard you pooped in so many years ago finally tracking you down. Why they would do this in your girlfriend's garbage can is a question only they can answer.

07-29-2004, 01:43 PM	#8
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	charges for "dial-a-poo": $56.00 finding a willing individual in the houston metro area to dump the "dial-a-poo" into dinz's trashbin: next to nothing the look on dinzdale's face: priceless For everything else, there's mastercard.

07-29-2004, 04:45 PM	#10
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	why would they poo in the trash can? why not on the door step? or on the drive way? I mean...if you are gonna do a payback poo, do it right. It's not like you have to pick it up and touch it and put it in the trash...it is already there. ?!?!?!? "bin men", that's funny.

07-29-2004, 04:47 PM	#11
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	How come YOU know so much about poo vendettas???

07-29-2004, 04:50 PM	#13
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	That's nice.

07-29-2004, 05:00 PM	#15
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	...or a week's worth of jobbie.....