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Klynne · 08-02-2004, 10:32 PM

Post any stupid conversation, argument, etc. that you have had.

When I first moved to Grand Rapids, I had to find a new dentist and have my records transferred. I called my old dentist's office, and here is the conversation:

"Hi, this is Klynne and I need you to send my records to Dr. Smith."

Receptionist "Let me pull up your record. Hmmm, we can't send your records because you owe us 25 cents."

Me "Uh, that should not have happened because I was covered by my parent's insurance, and they have 100% coverage."

Receptionist "Well, our records show that you owe us 25 cents."

Me "So, why didn't you send me a bill?"

Receptionist "Because it is only 25 cents."

Me "But, you are not going to release my records over 25 cents."

Receptionist "You could send us a check."

Me "Yeah, I could, or I could take a half day off work and drive there and personally deliver the 25 cents to you. What do you suggest I do?"

Receptionist "Either way would work."

I hung up the phone.

I called my mom and told her, she drove to the office, slapped down a quarter and told them there was their damn quarter, and to send on my records.

zenbabe · 08-02-2004, 11:32 PM

you should have used paypal.

Klynne · 08-02-2004, 11:59 PM

Paypal

I received via e-mail info that a class action law suit is being filed against them. What is really sad is what these attorneys are suing for is 9.5 million. I could be a party to this suit if I want, but hell, I will give up my check for $1.50. Ahh, should have been an attorney.

topcat · 08-03-2004, 02:26 AM

i work in a train station. the station itself sit above the tracks. one day a woman asked me how do get down to track 3 on the elevator, so i told her where the elevator was she then asked me how does she get back up. so i explained to her that elevator that she takes down also goes back up.

lapietra · 08-03-2004, 03:51 AM

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Originally posted by topcat
i work in a train station. the station itself sit above the tracks. one day a woman asked me how do get down to track 3 on the elevator, so i told her where the elevator was she then asked me how does she get back up. so i explained to her that elevator that she takes down also goes back up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

straymonk · 08-03-2004, 04:09 AM

I once witnessed this witty banter between two seemingly competent adults:

-"Uh, what's a fountain pen?"

"You ever seen Bugs Bunny?"

- "Yup."

"You know when they take one of them old-fashioned pens and squirt ink in someone's face by pulling on the lever."

- "Yup."

"Well, that's a fountain pen."

- "I like Mickey Mouse better than Bugs Bunny, anyway."

08-02-2004, 10:32 PM	#1
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Dumb conversations Post any stupid conversation, argument, etc. that you have had. When I first moved to Grand Rapids, I had to find a new dentist and have my records transferred. I called my old dentist's office, and here is the conversation: "Hi, this is Klynne and I need you to send my records to Dr. Smith." Receptionist "Let me pull up your record. Hmmm, we can't send your records because you owe us 25 cents." Me "Uh, that should not have happened because I was covered by my parent's insurance, and they have 100% coverage." Receptionist "Well, our records show that you owe us 25 cents." Me "So, why didn't you send me a bill?" Receptionist "Because it is only 25 cents." Me "But, you are not going to release my records over 25 cents." Receptionist "You could send us a check." Me "Yeah, I could, or I could take a half day off work and drive there and personally deliver the 25 cents to you. What do you suggest I do?" Receptionist "Either way would work." I hung up the phone. I called my mom and told her, she drove to the office, slapped down a quarter and told them there was their damn quarter, and to send on my records. Last edited by Klynne : 08-02-2004 at 10:35 PM.

08-02-2004, 11:32 PM	#2
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08-02-2004, 11:59 PM	#3
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Paypal I received via e-mail info that a class action law suit is being filed against them. What is really sad is what these attorneys are suing for is 9.5 million. I could be a party to this suit if I want, but hell, I will give up my check for $1.50. Ahh, should have been an attorney.

08-03-2004, 02:26 AM	#4
topcat monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: across the st. from the telephone pole Posts: 1,970	i work in a train station. the station itself sit above the tracks. one day a woman asked me how do get down to track 3 on the elevator, so i told her where the elevator was she then asked me how does she get back up. so i explained to her that elevator that she takes down also goes back up.

08-03-2004, 04:09 AM	#6
straymonk beatbox mantra soundtrack Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In the sun. Posts: 640	I once witnessed this witty banter between two seemingly competent adults: -"Uh, what's a fountain pen?" "You ever seen Bugs Bunny?" - "Yup." "You know when they take one of them old-fashioned pens and squirt ink in someone's face by pulling on the lever." - "Yup." "Well, that's a fountain pen." - "I like Mickey Mouse better than Bugs Bunny, anyway."