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Old 08-07-2004, 12:01 AM   #1
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The worthy services of my hairdresser friend, as I was seeing waaaaaaay too many grey hairs for my peace of mind.



Chocolate.
Chocolate popcorn.
Lunch.
Gift for friend's birthday.
Gift for friend's after-elopement-wedding party.

Exciting, huh?



(And melissa, you should try some of the double-stuffed fudge keibler elf cookies... I'm having a senior moment, 'cuz I can't remember the name of the damn cookies. In any event, they are reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly good.)

Feel better soon!

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Old 08-07-2004, 12:42 AM   #2
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:08 AM   #3
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mother does all of mister huffer's shopping. she promised to buy me a roll of toilet paper if i am good this week, so i wont have to use my hands. sometimes, if i am bad, she makes me use sandpaper.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:09 AM   #4
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Yep, Mr. Huffer's drunk.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:18 AM   #5
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mother wont let me have any alcoholic beverages, or even anything carbonated. she drinks rum and vodka herself, but she says it's my fault for being born. she made me kneel on the rice because i drove her to consume the devil liquid.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:19 AM   #6
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Do you own a motel Mr. Huffer?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:21 AM   #7
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I was wondering the same thing.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:21 AM   #8
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And a wig, don't forget the wig.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:24 AM   #9
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Does he need a rocking chair?
And a dress?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:25 AM   #10
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A fabulous marcella quilt, three hand embroidered tablecloths, one with nasturtium, one with a cottage garden and the other with an arts and crafts design.

More relevantly, I SOLD my house.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #11
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Thanks for getting this thread back on topic.
And congratulations on selling your house! That's great.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #12
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mother wont let me have any alcoholic beverages, or even anything carbonated. she drinks rum and vodka herself, but she says it's my fault for being born. she made me kneel on the rice because i drove her to consume the devil liquid.
MOTHER IS NOT HAPPY WITH MISTER HUFFER MOTHER DOES NOT LIKE WHEN MISTER HUFFER TALKS OUT OF TURN MOTHER DOESN'T WANT MISTER HUFFER TO TALK ABOUT HER ANYMORE MISTER HUFFER NEEDS A PUNISHMENT
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #13
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Is his girlfriend's name Mrs Krabapple?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #14
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Mother needs another drink to calm down.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:29 AM   #15
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And congratulations on selling your house! That's great.
Just come back from signing the papers.

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MOTHER IS NOT HAPPY WITH MISTER HUFFER MOTHER DOES NOT LIKE WHEN MISTER HUFFER TALKS OUT OF TURN MOTHER DOESN'T WANT MISTER HUFFER TO TALK ABOUT HER ANYMORE MISTER HUFFER NEEDS A PUNISHMENT
Mother - did you know he's got a girlfriend?
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