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Magpie · 08-17-2004, 04:18 PM

In light of the numerous and varied lascivious, illicit, delusional and no doubt, unvirtuous indescrections of our members - let us unburden ourselves here at the "Church of Universal Frankness, Twiggy Confessional".

Unbosom your soul and board the train of zemonkey righteousness (whooo whooooo)!

Willow Sylph · 08-17-2004, 04:37 PM

Forgive me, Twiggy. For I have sinned. There are too many to count. My most recent sin was using a quote from a famous play out of context in the title of a new thread. How many hail monkeys should I do as penance?

Coffee · 08-17-2004, 04:45 PM

Jus a nut picking minute missy mam Magpie.

Let's see your credentials please. Where is your certificate of "ordination" from Pope Twiggy?

How can we be sure that you will reveal all of our innermost shamefull things for all to see? What assurances do we have that you will keep our private thoughts public?

You have some pretttttty small shoes to fill if you think you can jest climb up and take Twiggy's place like this.

Hmmmpf.

Magpie · 08-17-2004, 04:54 PM

I failed to mention that the Honorable Twiggy has been on sabaticle for some time now so you may or may not receive Acts of Contrition. It always helps to get it off your chess though... hopefully Twiggy will grace us with his/her presence so that we may become pure

Magpie · 08-17-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee
Jus a nut picking minute missy mam Magpie.

If you would stop picking your nuts for a moment you'd realize that I am not taking over Twiggy's position, simply providing a safe place for sinners to unburden themselves (in great juicy detail hopefully).

trisherina · 08-17-2004, 05:31 PM

Which confession would you like first? Sex or substances?

masterofNone · 08-17-2004, 05:41 PM

or sex with substances?

trisherina · 08-17-2004, 05:43 PM

It's certainly true that in all the more confessable (confessible?) instances, they went hand in hand.

lapietra · 08-17-2004, 05:44 PM

Twiggy - I must confess - I have had impure thoughts about more than one member of this board...

I don't believe in hell - I just thought I'd air that out...

Magpie · 08-17-2004, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trisherina
Which confession would you like first? Sex or substances?

Sex please

rmr · 08-17-2004, 06:46 PM

So I’m farking starving…………..i eat almost more then all of these guys combined and now I’ve taken to eating roast beef sandwiches in the closet because I don’t want them to make fun of me………..forgive me??

Magpie · 08-17-2004, 06:47 PM

See now Rimmie, don't you feel better coming out of the closet?

trisherina · 08-17-2004, 06:49 PM

Hmmmkay. I confess that while having sex with a certain woman I used to know, I could not stop thinking of how annoying it was that she had not shaved her legs.

rmr · 08-17-2004, 06:58 PM

sometimes i don't shave my legs.

Magpie · 08-17-2004, 07:08 PM

I chatted with the cute young southern tree trimmer guy about the effects of elevation, life in the big city and his fine tree climbing skills ("I'm from the Ozarks Ma'm") longer than necessary just to hear his sexy drawl

and I hadn't shaved my legs.

08-17-2004, 04:18 PM	#1
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	REDEEM YOURSELVES... it's not too late In light of the numerous and varied lascivious, illicit, delusional and no doubt, unvirtuous indescrections of our members - let us unburden ourselves here at the "Church of Universal Frankness, Twiggy Confessional". Unbosom your soul and board the train of zemonkey righteousness (whooo whooooo)! __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

08-17-2004, 04:37 PM	#2
Willow Sylph monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,608	Forgive me, Twiggy. For I have sinned. There are too many to count. My most recent sin was using a quote from a famous play out of context in the title of a new thread. How many hail monkeys should I do as penance? __________________ Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"

08-17-2004, 04:54 PM	#4
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	I failed to mention that the Honorable Twiggy has been on sabaticle for some time now so you may or may not receive Acts of Contrition. It always helps to get it off your chess though... hopefully Twiggy will grace us with his/her presence so that we may become pure __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

08-17-2004, 05:31 PM	#6
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Which confession would you like first? Sex or substances? __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

08-17-2004, 05:43 PM	#8
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	It's certainly true that in all the more confessable (confessible?) instances, they went hand in hand. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

08-17-2004, 04:45 PM	#3
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Jus a nut picking minute missy mam Magpie. Let's see your credentials please. Where is your certificate of "ordination" from Pope Twiggy? How can we be sure that you will reveal all of our innermost shamefull things for all to see? What assurances do we have that you will keep our private thoughts public? You have some pretttttty small shoes to fill if you think you can jest climb up and take Twiggy's place like this. Hmmmpf.

08-17-2004, 05:41 PM	#7
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	or sex with substances?

08-17-2004, 05:44 PM	#9
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Twiggy - I must confess - I have had impure thoughts about more than one member of this board... I don't believe in hell - I just thought I'd air that out... __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

08-17-2004, 06:46 PM	#11
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	So I’m farking starving…………..i eat almost more then all of these guys combined and now I’ve taken to eating roast beef sandwiches in the closet because I don’t want them to make fun of me………..forgive me??

08-17-2004, 06:47 PM	#12
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	See now Rimmie, don't you feel better coming out of the closet? __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

08-17-2004, 06:49 PM	#13
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Hmmmkay. I confess that while having sex with a certain woman I used to know, I could not stop thinking of how annoying it was that she had not shaved her legs. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

08-17-2004, 06:58 PM	#14
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	sometimes i don't shave my legs.

08-17-2004, 07:08 PM	#15
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	I chatted with the cute young southern tree trimmer guy about the effects of elevation, life in the big city and his fine tree climbing skills ("I'm from the Ozarks Ma'm") longer than necessary just to hear his sexy drawl and I hadn't shaved my legs. __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

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