Exercise...In Futility

[Aphrodite]

Have you ever found yourself doing something while knowing it isn't going to work out?

I was cleaning my carpet the other day and found myself having to walk to the far side of the room to go outside. I put on my slippers and went out. Then I had dirt and grass on my slippers and had to take them off. I walked as lightly and quickly across the room. My arms up I looked like I was sneaking in.
Of course I didn't weigh less doing this and of course my feet got wet. Did I think that sneaking through would somehow help?

What about when you run the vacuum over the same little piece of thread 10 times, in case the next pass will get it? You could have bent down and picked it up after the second one and used less physical energy. You usually end up picking it out anyway.

[Audreyvgs]

How about sending me pm's and even tho i moved all my pms rec'd to another folder, it keeps sayin my pm's are full? That means that i'll have to transcribe any that i want to keep, and that's a whole year worth of pms that have all the important stuff, like promises i make and havent kept yet!

send me regular email, it wont be full! audreyATaudreyheffneDOTnet

edited for bots

[Aphrodite]

thanks

[daverbee]

Reminds me of the choice of running or walking in the rain...

[Aphrodite]

yep, and doing your hair first. You are going to get wet and your hair will look the same whether you worked on it or not.

[daverbee]

That's why I never work on my hair!

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
send me regular email, it wont be full! audreyATaudreyheffnerDOTnet

aud, you should change your post to something like that. there are bots roving the web just looking for email addresses to send spam to. it's a good way to avoid a full inbox. just a suggestion from a guy who gets no spam 'tall.


oh and don't link to it either. the bots'll get that too.

[sparticle]

Or you go to bed after tossing out the empty milk carton and cursing the fact that there will be no milk for morning coffee and cereal. But next morning, you check the fridge, just to be sure.

[Audreyvgs]

Oh ferchrissake, thats how i keep getting that HORNY VIAGRA TWATS email!

[dinzdale]

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realizing that you are in a French Post Office and that cheese you ate was completely bad, and as you feel your tummy gurgle you panic and have to leave very very very quickly, running for the hotel up the road and you're wearing shorts...........

[masterofNone]

putting malarky on ignore when you still get a line telling you that the little pest has posted.


never used that feature before. useless.

[Willow Sylph]

Or you get on the board expecting a pm, you don't get that little pop up box, so you know you haven't got any pm's but you decide to go directly to your pm's page to check for pm's anyways. And are there any there? Nooooooo.