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Brains! Brains!
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If you gave a mouse a cookie...
I'd get crumbs all over the place, dip them in vanilla ice cream, and be your friend forever. |
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old s'cool
Join Date: Oct 2002
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then he'll want to clean up, so he'll ask you for some pledge and some of your socks. and he'll spray the kitchen floor with the pledge and go slip slip slidin' around.
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thundering is my favorite
Join Date: Apr 2004
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and then hell get out his bike and ride it around your newly cleaned floor. wearing a nutshell for a helmet
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Brains! Brains!
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hahaha...like ice skating indoors...dodging cookie crumbs. yummmm.....
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and then my cat runs in and EATS HIM!!!
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
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If you give a pig a pancake...
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
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There's a chain of local restaurants on the Oregon coast called Pig 'n a Pancake. My b/f took me there when we went to the coast for spring break. He loves it, I thought it was weird.
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thundering is my favorite
Join Date: Apr 2004
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HEY these are kids books!!! whats next if you give a moose a muffin?
<--- used to work at a library
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Yes.
If you give a pig a pancake turns into if you give a pooh bear a pancake @ our house. My mom's got my dog answering to Pooh Bear now. ![]()
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monkey
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oh, fatty puppy.
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Brains! Brains!
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
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OK, lemme try:
If you gave a turkey a Harley... If you gave a ferret a vacuum cleaner... If you gave a parakeet an M-16... Whattya think? |
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Blue's Clues
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Ha, I almost killed my mother puttin pledge on the hardwood floor so I could go slidin.....hahahahahaaa
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Myth Demeanour
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Oh Aud! My daughter did that too.
She was 7 and I gave her the job of dusting. "Only spray it on the wood Honey" I said. She did the floor. I ended up sliding a good 5 feet before I landed on my butt. I'm sure it was graceful. ![]()
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
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I scored it a 9.575.
Had to deduct because you stepped out of bounds... |
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