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Old 08-20-2004, 04:04 AM   #1
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Smile If you gave a mouse a cookie...

If you gave a mouse a cookie...

I'd get crumbs all over the place, dip them in vanilla ice cream, and be your friend forever.
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:06 AM   #2
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then he'll want to clean up, so he'll ask you for some pledge and some of your socks. and he'll spray the kitchen floor with the pledge and go slip slip slidin' around.
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:09 AM   #3
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and then hell get out his bike and ride it around your newly cleaned floor. wearing a nutshell for a helmet
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:10 AM   #4
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hahaha...like ice skating indoors...dodging cookie crumbs. yummmm.....

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Old 08-20-2004, 04:29 AM   #5
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and then my cat runs in and EATS HIM!!!
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:30 AM   #6
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If you give a pig a pancake...
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:34 AM   #7
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There's a chain of local restaurants on the Oregon coast called Pig 'n a Pancake. My b/f took me there when we went to the coast for spring break. He loves it, I thought it was weird.
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:34 AM   #8
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HEY these are kids books!!! whats next if you give a moose a muffin?

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Old 08-20-2004, 04:36 AM   #9
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Yes.


If you give a pig a pancake turns into if you give a pooh bear a pancake @ our house. My mom's got my dog answering to Pooh Bear now.
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:39 AM   #10
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oh, fatty puppy.
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:40 AM   #11
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and then my cat runs in and EATS HIM!!!
you're not funny mustache boy. you get no cookies.
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Old 08-20-2004, 11:17 AM   #12
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OK, lemme try:

If you gave a turkey a Harley...

If you gave a ferret a vacuum cleaner...

If you gave a parakeet an M-16...

Whattya think?
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Old 08-20-2004, 12:03 PM   #13
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Ha, I almost killed my mother puttin pledge on the hardwood floor so I could go slidin.....hahahahahaaa
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Old 08-20-2004, 12:10 PM   #14
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Oh Aud! My daughter did that too.
She was 7 and I gave her the job of dusting. "Only spray it on the wood Honey" I said. She did the floor. I ended up sliding a good 5 feet before I landed on my butt. I'm sure it was graceful.
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:23 PM   #15
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I scored it a 9.575.
Had to deduct because you stepped out of bounds...
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