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zenbabe · 08-24-2004, 04:26 AM

And this place still sucks donkey balls. I can't wait to get the fvck out of here!

Anywho, funny story at the beach.

So a friend of our's parents own a few of those vacation rentals on the beach that wasn't being used so they said we could squat there for a few days, it was pretty sweet.

So the weather was super nice out and I was dying to go jump in the ocean, but I wasn't planning on going to the beach this time out and didn't have my bathing suit with me. After a few glasses of wine this didn't seem to matter...so I threw on a cotton tank top and cotton shorts and decided that that would be just fine.

After duck diving to avoid getting hit by a surfer we decided it would be best to go back to the pad. This is when we realized that we forgot to bring towels, in fact, we didn't bring anything with us since the beach was half a block away.

So we have the master codes to get back into the pad, but low and behold...somehow..the indoor locking latch, somehow got latched. We could open the door just a bit, but there was no way this bitch was going to budge and let us in. So after attempting to climb up 4 balconies to get in, I decide to consult the neighbors.

I find this guy on the 3rd floor, who was skeptical about lending me some tools to break into the place on the floor above him....maybe it helped that I was standing there,dripping wet with shorts and tanktop stuck to my otherwise nekkid self, with headlights on full blast...anyways....he lent me a hammer and screw driver and we were able to bust the stupid latch off the inside and get in.

That is my story.

lapietra · 08-24-2004, 04:39 AM

And once more, hooters save the day.

Breasts. What's not to like?

Zaftig · 08-24-2004, 04:39 AM

OH! I bet you didn't think so but it sounds like it was a fun adventure! Making memories!

If it's any consolation I'm experiencing 0C weather right now. . .. Arizona's at least got to be warm???

zenbabe · 08-24-2004, 07:16 AM

fvck this place

08-24-2004, 01:25 PM

*hugs California*

red · 08-24-2004, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lapietra
And once more, hooters save the day.

Breasts. What's not to like?

That depends entirely on how heavy they get!

dinzdale · 08-24-2004, 05:05 PM

Spicy Jack · 08-24-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
*hugs California*

ahhhh....isn't it great

xerocs · 08-24-2004, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
fvck this place

Hey now... some good things have come out of Arizona... besides you are in Casa Grande... not exactly Arizona... it is more like a province of Arizona...

surflugen · 08-24-2004, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
*hugs California*

and Mother ocean hugs back.

xfox · 09-05-2004, 09:50 PM

Ah yes, the ocean.

Xeroxs babe, where are you? I'm outta here for the moment but hopin' you're ok.

Happy Labor Day y'all!

zenbabe · 09-05-2004, 11:42 PM

yeah, where the hell did he go? Did he actually go out and get a life or something?!??!?!

08-24-2004, 04:26 AM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Back in Arizona And this place still sucks donkey balls. I can't wait to get the fvck out of here! Anywho, funny story at the beach. So a friend of our's parents own a few of those vacation rentals on the beach that wasn't being used so they said we could squat there for a few days, it was pretty sweet. So the weather was super nice out and I was dying to go jump in the ocean, but I wasn't planning on going to the beach this time out and didn't have my bathing suit with me. After a few glasses of wine this didn't seem to matter...so I threw on a cotton tank top and cotton shorts and decided that that would be just fine. After duck diving to avoid getting hit by a surfer we decided it would be best to go back to the pad. This is when we realized that we forgot to bring towels, in fact, we didn't bring anything with us since the beach was half a block away. So we have the master codes to get back into the pad, but low and behold...somehow..the indoor locking latch, somehow got latched. We could open the door just a bit, but there was no way this bitch was going to budge and let us in. So after attempting to climb up 4 balconies to get in, I decide to consult the neighbors. I find this guy on the 3rd floor, who was skeptical about lending me some tools to break into the place on the floor above him....maybe it helped that I was standing there,dripping wet with shorts and tanktop stuck to my otherwise nekkid self, with headlights on full blast...anyways....he lent me a hammer and screw driver and we were able to bust the stupid latch off the inside and get in. That is my story. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-24-2004, 04:39 AM	#2
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	And once more, hooters save the day. Breasts. What's not to like? __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

08-24-2004, 04:39 AM	#3
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	OH! I bet you didn't think so but it sounds like it was a fun adventure! Making memories! If it's any consolation I'm experiencing 0C weather right now. . .. Arizona's at least got to be warm??? __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

08-24-2004, 07:16 AM	#4
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	fvck this place __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

09-05-2004, 11:42 PM	#12
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	yeah, where the hell did he go? Did he actually go out and get a life or something?!??!?! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-24-2004, 01:25 PM	#5
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	hugs California

08-24-2004, 05:05 PM	#7
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411

09-05-2004, 09:50 PM	#11
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	Ah yes, the ocean. Xeroxs babe, where are you? I'm outta here for the moment but hopin' you're ok. Happy Labor Day y'all!

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