ron: the complete and true account

[moel]

hello everyone, my name is ron. i work down at the local petting zoo. feel free to ask me any questions you may have.



well yes i did sleep with your wife, but it was only because she doesnt love you.



next question please, im only here until red lobster opens, then its time to rock and roll, man i love crabs

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Ron, I have a question, have you ever heard of toothpaste?

you'll have to speak up, im wearing a beard



hello folks, im sorry to say, but do to any emergency at the local petting zoo ron had to leave. he's very important as most of you know.



anyway, my name is sheryl. and ill be the fisrt to admit i dont know the first thing about zoos or animals. but i do give a mean blowjob



this one time ron and i were working late and i looked at him and he looked at me, and i could just tell, he was getting ready to.. well, ive said too much. anyway im pretty much banned from the elephant exhibit for life.



but it was worth it



now id like to introduce you to my son, Elephantyboy



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