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Old 04-27-2006, 04:52 PM   #46
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is that UNICORN TWISTER ?
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:54 PM   #47
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A few days ago I noticed that my car was grinding whenever I stepped on the brake. Today I decided to take it in to the mechanics to see what the deal was. To waste some time I took Chey to see the Easter Bunny. I got a phone call from the guys at the shop asking me to come in so they could explain the problem. This guy was spewing random mechanical facts at me and all I could think of was Dane Cook's "Tiny Unicorn" bit. It took every ounce of self-control I had to not bust out laughing in this guys face. After all was said and done he tells me that to fix everything it will cost just under $600. I almost threw up. I called my Dad ( since John left his phone at home today) and he said to get out of there; it should not cost that much. I took it to another place and again they start in with the automotive jargon and again I can hardly contain myself. All I could picture were "Tiny Unicorns taking a shit in my exhaust" ( or something to that effect) At least this place was honest and it only set me back about 1/2 of what they were trying to charge me at the other place. But, I can honestly say that I found humor in what should've been a bad day thanks to Mr. Cook!!!!! Gotta love that guy!

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Old 06-06-2006, 10:09 AM   #48
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:33 PM   #50
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:07 PM   #51
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:57 PM   #52
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i'd like to kick the S*** out of that thing!!!
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Old 08-22-2006, 03:30 PM   #53
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:52 AM   #54
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:17 PM   #55
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i'm crushed - it's like it just happened and yet it's been a week. i'm not sure if i'll ever recover.
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Old 08-23-2006, 05:22 PM   #56
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i dont think one can ever recover from such a horrendous tragedy ...
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:27 PM   #57
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:25 PM   #58
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