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Hasselhoff Reunited With Kitt Thursday September 30, 2004 "Knight Rider" star David Hasselhoff appeared at London's "School Disco" nightclub with his series co-star, Kitt the talking car. David, who is also famous for starring in "Baywatch," performed '80s music during the club's theme-night celebration.
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Recent studies have shown that subjects who self-medicate with margaritas may experience side effects including (but not limited to): inappropriate canoodling with co-workers, a willingness to spontaneously disrobe in public places, and prolonged crying jags
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1. With drinking, as with bikinis, less is more. You never want to get so smashed that you reveal more about yourself than others have been wondering about you. Be wary of disclosing too much information. If you're wondering whether to reveal an intimate story or juicy personal tidbit, don't let the liquor make up your mind for you. Always err on the side of mystery.
2. Never feel pressured to drink straight whiskey, bourbon, cognac, or any other equally offensive hard liquor. Remember, drinking should be fun. You shouldn't feel pressured to down anything that burns the back of your throat, when you can nurse an extra limey Cosmopolitan or something else that sends tingles down your spine. 3. Be firm and precise with the bartender. Specify your whiskey when you ask for a Manhattan. Ask for a little Frangelico with your vodka Martini. Know exactly what you want, and don't hesitate to demand it. 4. Match your drink with your outfit. The sexier you dress, the sexier your drink ought to be. Never order a beer if you're wearing a dress. 5. Don't do shots, unless you're doing tequila. Men always want women to do shots, because they know it's the shortest route to feminine inebriation. Tequila is excepted because of its natural inhibitors--it's messy, involves an elaborate ritual, and tends not to multiply, as most women are mindful of how they look licking salt off themselves (or others) in public. |
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......making an acquaintance into a friend is a bit of a game. First you must be introduced to the person, then you must use small talk to delve your way into their world. It is best to do some research on the subject ahead of time, so that conversation can be orientated around things which they enjoy to talk about. Body gesture is very important for keeping a conversation going, an open relaxed inviting posture will entice your new acquaintance to confide in you.
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Since 1992, the Hooters Community Endowment Fund has raised over $8 million for local and national organizations, such as the Jimmy V Foundation for Cancer Research, Special Olympics, Make-A-Wish Foundation, Muscular Dystrophy Association and Juvenile Diabetes Foundation. Every day, somewhere, the Hooters Girls are assisting local charities through car washes, golf tournaments and in-store promotions.
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hehehe, wanna come and wash my care rmr?
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your care or your car..........i guess it would depend on which one
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I'll put the kettle on...
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Course, it's well known that Shakespeare didn't really exist. And that if he did, he was lots of people. And they were all women, and that all his plays were written by Alan Bleasdale. And that Shakespeare shot Kennedy, and that Lee Harvey Oswald was nothing but a pansy. They don't put that on Newsnight, though, do they?
(Hugh Laurie)
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