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agentsmith · 09-22-2004, 11:02 PM

at school we had to play soccer, and i stood by the goal doing nothing, because i HATE to break a sweat doing something as pointless as sports. then some crackhead comes over and kicks the ball as hard as he could into the side of my face/ my eye. i blacked out for a few seconds and next thing i know im on the ground. ouch. if i knew what little ***** faced asswhipe did it i'd hunt him down and get him aquainted with the old chainsaw. but alas.

i now have a line of purple bruising from my forehead, down through my eyebrow, and to my eye. my entire head hurts.

09-22-2004, 11:07 PM

*rubs butter on your face*

I swear it fixes everything!

agentsmith · 09-22-2004, 11:10 PM

BUTTER?!?!??!?!?!?

at least im not seeing the color splotches anymore.

09-22-2004, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by agentsmith

at least im not seeing the color splotches anymore.

Some people call those angels.

agentsmith · 09-22-2004, 11:18 PM

i call them an annoyance.

09-22-2004, 11:20 PM

I hope your face heals.

*butters*

agentsmith · 09-22-2004, 11:28 PM

thanks....*bobs head*

it hurts, at least its not swollen too much at all.

Audreyvgs · 09-22-2004, 11:32 PM

That reminds me of my dad.

He used to ask me, "Does your face hurt?"

and I'd say, no, "Why?"

and he'd say "Cause it's killin me!"

agentsmith · 09-22-2004, 11:37 PM

Spicy Jack · 09-22-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
That reminds me of my dad.

He used to ask me, "Does your face hurt?"

and I'd say, no, "Why?"

and he'd say "Cause it's killin me!"

I always heard, "Cut it off, then it won't hurt any more." *groans*

nycwriters · 09-22-2004, 11:46 PM

Heh. I would sneeze as a child (and because my mom was an ER nurse) and I'd be whisked into emerg ...

I swear to God by the time I was 16, all of the doctors in that ER had seen me naked.

Blech.

Subsequently, in my adulthood, I neglect my health.

So NYA mom.

agentsmith · 09-22-2004, 11:58 PM

ER for a sneeze?

haha.

zenbabe · 09-23-2004, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by agentsmith

at school we had to play soccer, and i stood by the goal doing nothing, because i HATE to break a sweat doing something as pointless as sports. then some crackhead comes over and kicks the ball as hard as he could into the side of my face/ my eye. i blacked out for a few seconds and next thing i know im on the ground. ouch. if i knew what little ***** faced asswhipe did it i'd hunt him down and get him aquainted with the old chainsaw. but alas.

i now have a line of purple bruising from my forehead, down through my eyebrow, and to my eye. my entire head hurts.

PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nycwriters · 09-23-2004, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by agentsmith
ER for a sneeze?

haha.

yeah, no shit eh?

blech.

agentsmith · 09-23-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by zenbabe
PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huah huah huah, maybe. if i can find the fvcking camera.

*shuffles away*

09-22-2004, 11:02 PM	#1
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	christ, im accident prone at school we had to play soccer, and i stood by the goal doing nothing, because i HATE to break a sweat doing something as pointless as sports. then some crackhead comes over and kicks the ball as hard as he could into the side of my face/ my eye. i blacked out for a few seconds and next thing i know im on the ground. ouch. if i knew what little ***** faced asswhipe did it i'd hunt him down and get him aquainted with the old chainsaw. but alas. i now have a line of purple bruising from my forehead, down through my eyebrow, and to my eye. my entire head hurts. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

09-22-2004, 11:10 PM	#3
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	BUTTER?!?!??!?!?!? at least im not seeing the color splotches anymore. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

09-22-2004, 11:18 PM	#5
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	i call them an annoyance. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

09-22-2004, 11:28 PM	#7
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	thanks....bobs head it hurts, at least its not swollen too much at all. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

09-22-2004, 11:37 PM	#9
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	>< __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

09-22-2004, 11:07 PM	#2
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	rubs butter on your face I swear it fixes everything!

09-22-2004, 11:20 PM	#6
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	I hope your face heals. butters

09-22-2004, 11:32 PM	#8
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	That reminds me of my dad. He used to ask me, "Does your face hurt?" and I'd say, no, "Why?" and he'd say "Cause it's killin me!"

09-22-2004, 11:46 PM	#11
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Heh. I would sneeze as a child (and because my mom was an ER nurse) and I'd be whisked into emerg ... I swear to God by the time I was 16, all of the doctors in that ER had seen me naked. Blech. Subsequently, in my adulthood, I neglect my health. So NYA mom.

09-22-2004, 11:58 PM	#12
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	ER for a sneeze? haha. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

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