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09-27-2004, 08:38 PM
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WhY sO SiRiUs?
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Meow
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." 
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09-27-2004, 08:41 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Heh.
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09-28-2004, 12:07 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Missouri
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You know zeFrank is a Cat-only board. No Dogs are allowed around here.
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09-28-2004, 12:47 PM
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thundering is my favorite
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: motivated to be all i can be
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09-28-2004, 12:59 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
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Thanks, Clytie, for pointing out that dogs are welcome here!
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09-28-2004, 01:07 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Missouri
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Oh, that was too cute.
I take it all back. *HUG* |
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09-28-2004, 05:08 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
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You asked for it, joppa!
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