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Old 09-29-2004, 09:10 AM   #1
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I have a new web page

If any-one can tell me why the background shows in a couple of the links but nowhere else, I will be grateful. Because it looks pissy without the flames.

Suggestions about layout etc also welcome.

I am a truly horrible person
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:56 AM   #2
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Re: I have a new web page

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If any-one can tell me why the background shows in a couple of the links but nowhere else, I will be grateful. Because it looks pissy without the flames.

Suggestions about layout etc also welcome.

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Hmmmm, I don't see the background flame anywhere.

In some pages the background image has a url of "C:/Documents and Settings/Owner/Desktop/wip/blazebg2_small4.gif" which doesn't exist on my PC , on others it is ".../Desktop/wip/blazebg2_small4.gif" which doesn't exist on your site.

"you shit me.wav" isn't on your site either.
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Old 09-29-2004, 10:54 AM   #3
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I can't read yellow type on a white background!!!!!!


also, you could link your email addy at the end, so that it pulls up email....



The type is so big that it goes all the way across my computer screen, no doubt for emphasis, but it makes it hard for me to read, (besides bein yellow)


Im goin for the visine now...but I think the concept is a hoot, you know I like you best when you're slammin. (this means slam-dunk like in basketball, and hopefully not some horrific australian insult)


Remember im on a Mac, so i'm like 6% of your market, and if anything I see is a mac abberation, please ignore.
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:09 AM   #4
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No Flames

Love the site tho; started my day off with a smile. What does that say about me??
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:14 AM   #5
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HAHAHAHA! Fabulous! I have the same nag about the yellow type. Can't wait to read this in great detail tonight.
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:57 AM   #6
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your white background makes me cringe
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Old 09-29-2004, 12:04 PM   #7
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My first laugh of the day as well, quite a feat before 7am for me I have a friend who's been trying to convince me to go into an EBay business with him... THIS is exactly why I won't heh. Remind me never to piss you off woman

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Old 09-29-2004, 12:04 PM   #8
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For some reason I aw your page for a while, and then got a 404-

Don't know why. Will try back in a few.

After the yellow type is fixed to blood red, right?
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Old 09-29-2004, 12:32 PM   #9
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I went to go look, it brought me to your page for a second then popped right to the "404 - File not found" page again. Keeps doing that. hmmm
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:39 PM   #10
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I have to laugh -- what a swell idea to get out your frustrations with Ebay customers.

As a seller, I get more than my share of mildly annoying questions:

("How much is my combined total?" when A. PayPal OR Ebay will figure that for you and B. their calculator surely works as well as mine)

as well as real lulus:

(1. Auction ends, item did not sell. Item was listed at lowest price for which I can possibly part with it and still break even. 2. Mr. or Ms. Cheapo pops up in my email saying, "I missed your auction ending, but I will give you fifty cents for your twenty-five dollar item....")


The first category I shrug off as part of that fun routine known as Dealing With The Public -- although i grumble, I'm usually happy to help people; I need the money and it's no real skin off my ass. At least they're paying bidders.

The second category ought to go straight to "Madasacutsnake's New And Improved Flaming Hell".
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:40 PM   #11
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I went to go look, it brought me to your page for a second then popped right to the "404 - File not found" page again. Keeps doing that. hmmm
hit escape just as you see her text... it'll stop before it tries to load the hot-linked background image
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:41 PM   #12
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:45 PM   #13
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i totally am going to troll your web page
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:55 PM   #14
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PUT THE WHOLE THING IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION AND BE DONE WITH IT
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:57 PM   #15
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get rid of the yellow type, also I saw no flames.

Love it though!!!

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