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Old 09-29-2004, 11:41 PM   #1
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Does this sound fishy to anyone else?

I keep seeing ad's for jobs that direct you to this website...Is it just me, or does it seem kind of hoakie?

http://www.jobmermaid.com/
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:03 AM   #2
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"I guarantee you, that even if we do not hire you, at this interview you will learn more about yourself and how employers really select new staff than you will learn any where else.
- Dr. David Klein"

I think he will shag all the candidates.


It's hard to grasp if this is fishy or not. if this website was in europe, yes, it would be considered fishy but where you are enything is allowed. I suspect that maybe he wants to trick people to think they might get a job and then instead try to push you into taking expensice treatemts and shit?

If it's close to where you are it doesnt hurt to check it out i suppose. It sounds a bit touchy feel kinda place though. Would probably make you nuts.
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:07 AM   #3
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If you are full of life...
If you have come this far on your search...
if you want a chance to learn to become better...

whats with all the fvcking conditions.
Fark em.
New agey chiropractic whiners.

If you don't mind seeing patient's spines mangled for life by quaks...
If you are willing to open your mind to the possibiltiy that shit IS shinola...
then and only then, have we got a position for you.


Ok...ok...this inspired me with confidence.

Below is an actual photo of the Job Mermaid interviewing a future staff member.


Losers. Scam. Red flags all over....run, run, RUN.
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:09 AM   #4
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Lemme guess ... craigslist?
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:12 AM   #5
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Yeah, what is it with that. Mermaid. Using the word mermaid in the company name.

"Dr. Klein specializes in helping sick people to become healthy naturally, and helping healthy people to reach new levels of health and performance. "
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:24 AM   #6
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Lemme guess ... craigslist?
might have been...I can't remember now...but I think it was sdreader.com, which is a local weekly rag that comes out on thursdays...but goes online on wednesdays.......

That parachute thing made me laugh too...

and what is up with 30 people coming in to interview at the same time?

And then they say to read the whole website before calling, but it doesn't really tell you much.....and that stupid parachute!
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:26 AM   #7
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Dr. Klein will crack your back and realease spinal fluids temporarilly elliciting a feeling of relief, untill your body absorbs the fluids leaving you pretty much as you were but now with a wrenched back...but come back in and let Dr. Klein make you "FEEL" right as rain again, and again, and again, and again...

(cmon coffee, how do you really feel about chiropracters.)
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and what is up with 30 people coming in to interview at the same time?


IT'S A CULT!!!!
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:34 AM   #9
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And then they say to read the whole website before calling, but it doesn't really tell you much.....and that stupid parachute!
fi you actually read the whole stupid website and still call them, they know they got a dumbass...I mean a good prosect... on the line
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:35 AM   #10
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and they would be wierd job postings...like admin assistant(which isnt wierd, except its a chiropractic office), another one was 'doctors right arm'. Are chiropracters really doctors? I thought you just had to go to quack school to be one....


and the are interviewing 'all the time' that strikes me as odd.
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:38 AM   #11
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and what is up with 30 people coming in to interview at the same time?
sounds like a mob interview

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Old 09-30-2004, 02:35 PM   #12
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"We don't have a lot of cranky people in our office. To be honest, if people come to their first visit, and they are not friendly and polite, we do not accept them as patients. Most people find this pretty funny. If you don't, you may be one of the cranky people! If you are a great person, but are having a bad day, we will still accept you and love you." Thank you for calling Stepford Chiropractic

"I am convinced that I saved the life of my 93 year old grandmother. For that story you have to ask me in person, because if I put it on the website people would really think I was crazy." Errr... ok.

The guy sounds creepy.
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Old 09-30-2004, 02:42 PM   #13
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You better jump on that, Zen! You don't wanna pass up an opportunity to become a communications black belt, do you?!
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Old 09-30-2004, 03:22 PM   #14
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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-YAH

*kung foo chops you*


CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!?!??!
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