Mt. St. Helens - ZEFRANK.COM

melissa · 09-30-2004, 08:39 PM

So, they are saying there is a 70% chance that our local volcano is going to erupt in the next 3 days!!

I'll keep you posted!

Spicy Jack · 09-30-2004, 08:48 PM

wear a helmet. maybe a nice brown one to go with the new outfit

nycwriters · 09-30-2004, 08:57 PM

Wow ... I remember when that happened before!

All that ash ... all those people having to be evacuated ... on our end we're hearing from scientists that it'll only be minor compared to back then.

Coffee · 09-30-2004, 09:07 PM

Wow, Helen is gonna blow her nose again.

Keep the ashes outa yours OR peeps.
How bout a nice gray scarf?

melissa · 09-30-2004, 09:09 PM

I was only 5 when it happened the first time so I don't remember it. Plus I was about 250 miles away so who knows how southern Oregon was affected.

They are expecting this one to be smaller than the last one.

zenbabe · 09-30-2004, 11:57 PM

I KNOW what’s going on there!! It’s NOT going to be an eruption this time.

Listen, I know, people talk to me, at night, in the streets. All the time. They tell me things!

They told me the Taliban have dug a tunnel from Afghanistan to Mt. Saint Helens! They are amassing over a million men just below the surface. When the time is right, maybe during the presidential debates, the playoffs, or Joey, they are going to break through the final 10 feet and attack us with tanks, guns, machetes and flame-throwers.

I called the Homeland Security Hotline and they said they would look into it, than just took my name and number. They didn’t ask me follow-up questions. They are stupid idiots.

Please believe me; call your Congressman today!

agentsmith · 10-01-2004, 12:59 AM

wow zen, you really are on top of things!

i KNEW the government was hiding something!

*stocks up on canned foods for the bomb shelter*

melissa · 10-01-2004, 01:47 AM

People aren't even talking about this. dodedo. Going about business like normal. whatever.

amanda · 10-01-2004, 02:47 AM

well... what do you propose we do... wait in our front lawns, watching with breathless anticipation? geology has a much different agenda than most humans I know.

zen... your intelligence is completely wrong. it's californians finally succeeding breaking ground for the funnel to the underground water pipeline that will suck washington dry.

you know how I know this? because I don't like them.

I say we bomb yer asses.

zenbabe · 10-01-2004, 03:05 AM

Bomb Arizona!

That would creat the perfect split!

I know how to swim!!!!

Aphrodite · 10-01-2004, 11:01 AM

Oh you are both wrong. It is Dr. Evil's evil volcano lair.

"Johnson, there in the sky! It looks like a giant..."
"Dick, do you see it? There seems to be a flying..."
"Woody, what's that?"

daverbee · 10-01-2004, 11:10 AM

My vote is for Hector Con Carne trying to shape it into a giant bunny rabbit island...

Audreyvgs · 10-01-2004, 12:23 PM

That new Joey show sucked.

joppa.gal · 10-01-2004, 01:11 PM

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wait in our front lawns, watching with breathless anticipation?

I would get a lawn chair and one of those hats with the two cans on the side connected to your mouth with a straw, and then connect about five weather balloons to that chair while you soar above the madness.

I saw it on TV a while back. It's perfectly safe, and probably everyone will be doing it in your neighborhood to escape the volcano.

If not, they should.

Just think, you'd be like Noah. Maybe you should think about taking an animal on your lap or two.

daverbee · 10-01-2004, 01:16 PM

Right when we get all the hurricanes behind us now we gotta deal with volcanoes.
Sometimes ya can't win, can ya?

09-30-2004, 08:39 PM	#1
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	Mt. St. Helens So, they are saying there is a 70% chance that our local volcano is going to erupt in the next 3 days!! I'll keep you posted! __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

09-30-2004, 09:09 PM	#5
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	I was only 5 when it happened the first time so I don't remember it. Plus I was about 250 miles away so who knows how southern Oregon was affected. They are expecting this one to be smaller than the last one. __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

09-30-2004, 11:57 PM	#6
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I KNOW what’s going on there!! It’s NOT going to be an eruption this time. Listen, I know, people talk to me, at night, in the streets. All the time. They tell me things! They told me the Taliban have dug a tunnel from Afghanistan to Mt. Saint Helens! They are amassing over a million men just below the surface. When the time is right, maybe during the presidential debates, the playoffs, or Joey, they are going to break through the final 10 feet and attack us with tanks, guns, machetes and flame-throwers. I called the Homeland Security Hotline and they said they would look into it, than just took my name and number. They didn’t ask me follow-up questions. They are stupid idiots. Please believe me; call your Congressman today! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-01-2004, 12:59 AM	#7
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	wow zen, you really are on top of things! i KNEW the government was hiding something! stocks up on canned foods for the bomb shelter __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-01-2004, 01:47 AM	#8
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	People aren't even talking about this. dodedo. Going about business like normal. whatever. __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

09-30-2004, 08:48 PM	#2
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	wear a helmet. maybe a nice brown one to go with the new outfit

09-30-2004, 08:57 PM	#3
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Wow ... I remember when that happened before! All that ash ... all those people having to be evacuated ... on our end we're hearing from scientists that it'll only be minor compared to back then.

09-30-2004, 09:07 PM	#4
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Wow, Helen is gonna blow her nose again. Keep the ashes outa yours OR peeps. How bout a nice gray scarf?

10-01-2004, 02:47 AM	#9
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	well... what do you propose we do... wait in our front lawns, watching with breathless anticipation? geology has a much different agenda than most humans I know. zen... your intelligence is completely wrong. it's californians finally succeeding breaking ground for the funnel to the underground water pipeline that will suck washington dry. you know how I know this? because I don't like them. I say we bomb yer asses.

10-01-2004, 03:05 AM	#10
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Bomb Arizona! That would creat the perfect split! I know how to swim!!!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-01-2004, 11:01 AM	#11
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	Oh you are both wrong. It is Dr. Evil's evil volcano lair. "Johnson, there in the sky! It looks like a giant..." "Dick, do you see it? There seems to be a flying..." "Woody, what's that?" __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

10-01-2004, 11:10 AM	#12
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	My vote is for Hector Con Carne trying to shape it into a giant bunny rabbit island...

10-01-2004, 12:23 PM	#13
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	That new Joey show sucked.

10-01-2004, 01:16 PM	#15
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Right when we get all the hurricanes behind us now we gotta deal with volcanoes. Sometimes ya can't win, can ya?

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