Bridget Jones Moments - ZEFRANK.COM

zenbabe · 10-01-2004, 01:22 AM

In liu of the new film that I absolutly can't wait for

I would like to have a thread dedicated to those moment's only Bridget Jones will admit to.

I will start.

.................................................. .................................................

So I had a second interview, and a different lady asked the same fvcking stupid questions that the first lady did yesterday!!

5 years!?!?!??!?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

But that is neither here nor there...

So I bought a new 'interview' outfit that I have been using. I was so pissed that I had to find a NEW one today, going back to the same place.

All my nice clothes are still in garmet bags since we have, ONE yes ONE closet in the entire apartment for EVERYTHING!! I don't know who planned this bitch, but it is for single men ONLY!! A gay man wouldn't be able to fit his shoes in this thing!!

So I find a skirt, a cute one....but one I have never worn...J saw me after I had occupied the ensamble and said I looked very south pacific...little did he know what laid beneath....

I had to wear my tummy panties...you know the ones...like grandma used to wear? Only the modern version...

the skirt was 'nicely fitted' around my bottem and it was the best I could do at the moment...anyway....my ass looked SLAMMIN in it BTW....

So, I come home and immediatly change out of it...I had to wear a bra also!!!!

I changed into jeans and a tank and had to run to the store...

came back with the goods and walk into the bedroom, and J had thrown my outfit onto the floor to take a nap...and he was picking up my clothes, and he picks up the girdle/panty thing and is staring at it, like WTF IS THIS!?!??!?!

With this look in his eye, like he didn't even know how to classify it at first.

Then he started laughing at me, I was so embarrased..I don't know why...but I got some good lovin' out of it too....

hahahhahaha..!

madasacutsnake · 10-01-2004, 01:29 AM

I kid you not, but I have one of these for wearing under clingy evening wear:

Mr Snake practically creams his jeans when he sees me in it. WTF?

zenbabe · 10-01-2004, 01:34 AM

I know, they work wonders!!

I didn't let him see me in it though.....he had never seen it before...I actually bought it for my wedding dress..but ended up going with the thong instead..

It was the first time I had actually worn it...I think Pele intended it for my backup interview skirt today

I was impressed!

madasacutsnake · 10-01-2004, 01:40 AM

I tried not to let him see me in it but because it was just so fugly. Now I know I have to lock the door if I'm putting it on.

Sick f*cker.

nycwriters · 10-01-2004, 01:44 AM

My Jones moment was last Friday when out with DC ... got him all flirting with the local babes, happy and dancing and then very very drunkenly turned to the bartender (who has always been very flirty with me for the past three years and gives me free drinks every time I go in) ... and VERY drunk said "so, do you want to go home with me or what?"

He said "Absolutely!"

I gave him my phone number and address and agreed to meet up later that night when he got done.

Got in cab with DC, dropped DC off, got the free cab ride home, walked into my apartment ...

..... and THEN PASSED OUT!

Didn't hear the phone ring, didn't hear my buzzer go -- my little bartender apparently came all the way into Manhattan only to find me zonked out and not answering the door.

priceyfatprude · 10-01-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
My Jones moment was last Friday when out with DC ... got him all flirting with the local babes, happy and dancing and then very very drunkenly turned to the bartender (who has always been very flirty with me for the past three years and gives me free drinks every time I go in) ... and VERY drunk said "so, do you want to go home with me or what?"

He said "Absolutely!"

I gave him my phone number and address and agreed to meet up later that night when he got done.

Got in cab with DC, dropped DC off, got the free cab ride home, walked into my apartment ...

..... and THEN PASSED OUT!

Didn't hear the phone ring, didn't hear my buzzer go -- my little bartender apparently came all the way into Manhattan only to find me zonked out and not answering the door.

OMG!!!!! MIKE!?!?!?!?!

zenbabe · 10-01-2004, 02:06 AM

sparticle · 10-01-2004, 03:26 AM

Ask him for a rematch, NYC -- he sounds intriguing.

zenbabe · 10-01-2004, 03:31 AM

*ahem*

STORIES BITCHEZ!!!

nycwriters · 10-01-2004, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
OMG!!!!! MIKE!?!?!?!?!

Yep.

madasacutsnake · 10-01-2004, 08:59 AM

The trouble with this is she can try and explain but if he really does know her well, he is never going to believe she was shit-faced.

dickieC · 10-01-2004, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
My Jones moment was last Friday when out with DC ... got him all flirting with the local babes, happy and dancing and then very very drunkenly turned to the bartender (who has always been very flirty with me for the past three years and gives me free drinks every time I go in) ... and VERY drunk said "so, do you want to go home with me or what?"

He said "Absolutely!"

I gave him my phone number and address and agreed to meet up later that night when he got done.

Got in cab with DC, dropped DC off, got the free cab ride home, walked into my apartment ...

..... and THEN PASSED OUT!

Didn't hear the phone ring, didn't hear my buzzer go -- my little bartender apparently came all the way into Manhattan only to find me zonked out and not answering the door.

I don't remember any of this... it seems there's quite a bit I can't remember.

chuckie egg · 10-01-2004, 11:32 AM

I was walking along the beach one day in Barbados when suddenly the clip on my bikini top snapped and it pinged open. I managed to retain my modesty... just. But sent the boyfriend for my towel which was at the hotel pool while I stood there, alone, looking rather strange with one arm up my back holding it together whilst also trying to look casual... smiling at passers by etc..

sparticle · 10-01-2004, 02:13 PM

At the risk of winning the WTMI Award....

The new boyfriend, whom I was desperately trying to impress, and I were about to have *ahem * sex for the first time.

I had really set the scene. Candles, flowers, wine, soft but sexy music, etc.

Turns out he was outrageously, severely, immediately and miserably allergic to the contraceptive foam I used.

I mean, it was like napalm to him.

He was roaring and hopping around and frantically trying to wash it off in my bathroom (ladies, those little guest soaps aren't worth a cat fart when a guy's wiener is in red alert stage three chemical spill crisis).

It was, um, a night.

We tried it again the next week but the thrill was gone. I kept laughing, which didn't help him out any, and we called it a night. Then we called it a failed relationship.

Oh, well. None but the brave, I guess.

Avalon · 10-01-2004, 02:21 PM

Okay Spart..since you shared your foam story, so shall I.

Long story short..I wanted to make sure I had the little applicator
thingy filled alll the way. So, I added an extra shot..and it blew up all over me, the bathroom, everything. I screamed, guy came running to see me and the bathroom covered with foam. Nice

Needless to say, that evening was a short lived one as well.

10-01-2004, 01:22 AM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Bridget Jones Moments In liu of the new film that I absolutly can't wait for I would like to have a thread dedicated to those moment's only Bridget Jones will admit to. I will start. .................................................. ................................................. So I had a second interview, and a different lady asked the same fvcking stupid questions that the first lady did yesterday!! 5 years!?!?!??!?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... But that is neither here nor there... So I bought a new 'interview' outfit that I have been using. I was so pissed that I had to find a NEW one today, going back to the same place. All my nice clothes are still in garmet bags since we have, ONE yes ONE closet in the entire apartment for EVERYTHING!! I don't know who planned this bitch, but it is for single men ONLY!! A gay man wouldn't be able to fit his shoes in this thing!! So I find a skirt, a cute one....but one I have never worn...J saw me after I had occupied the ensamble and said I looked very south pacific...little did he know what laid beneath.... I had to wear my tummy panties...you know the ones...like grandma used to wear? Only the modern version... the skirt was 'nicely fitted' around my bottem and it was the best I could do at the moment...anyway....my ass looked SLAMMIN in it BTW.... So, I come home and immediatly change out of it...I had to wear a bra also!!!! I changed into jeans and a tank and had to run to the store... came back with the goods and walk into the bedroom, and J had thrown my outfit onto the floor to take a nap...and he was picking up my clothes, and he picks up the girdle/panty thing and is staring at it, like WTF IS THIS!?!??!?! With this look in his eye, like he didn't even know how to classify it at first. Then he started laughing at me, I was so embarrased..I don't know why...but I got some good lovin' out of it too.... hahahhahaha..! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss Last edited by zenbabe : 10-01-2004 at 01:30 AM.

10-01-2004, 01:29 AM	#2
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	I kid you not, but I have one of these for wearing under clingy evening wear: Mr Snake practically creams his jeans when he sees me in it. WTF? __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

10-01-2004, 01:34 AM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I know, they work wonders!! I didn't let him see me in it though.....he had never seen it before...I actually bought it for my wedding dress..but ended up going with the thong instead.. It was the first time I had actually worn it...I think Pele intended it for my backup interview skirt today I was impressed! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-01-2004, 01:40 AM	#4
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	I tried not to let him see me in it but because it was just so fugly. Now I know I have to lock the door if I'm putting it on. Sick f*cker. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

10-01-2004, 02:06 AM	#7
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	__________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-01-2004, 01:44 AM	#5
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	My Jones moment was last Friday when out with DC ... got him all flirting with the local babes, happy and dancing and then very very drunkenly turned to the bartender (who has always been very flirty with me for the past three years and gives me free drinks every time I go in) ... and VERY drunk said "so, do you want to go home with me or what?" He said "Absolutely!" I gave him my phone number and address and agreed to meet up later that night when he got done. Got in cab with DC, dropped DC off, got the free cab ride home, walked into my apartment ... ..... and THEN PASSED OUT! Didn't hear the phone ring, didn't hear my buzzer go -- my little bartender apparently came all the way into Manhattan only to find me zonked out and not answering the door.

10-01-2004, 03:26 AM	#8
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Ask him for a rematch, NYC -- he sounds intriguing. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

10-01-2004, 03:31 AM	#9
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	ahem STORIES BITCHEZ!!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-01-2004, 08:59 AM	#11
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	The trouble with this is she can try and explain but if he really does know her well, he is never going to believe she was shit-faced. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

10-01-2004, 11:32 AM	#13
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	I was walking along the beach one day in Barbados when suddenly the clip on my bikini top snapped and it pinged open. I managed to retain my modesty... just. But sent the boyfriend for my towel which was at the hotel pool while I stood there, alone, looking rather strange with one arm up my back holding it together whilst also trying to look casual... smiling at passers by etc..

10-01-2004, 02:13 PM	#14
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	At the risk of winning the WTMI Award.... The new boyfriend, whom I was desperately trying to impress, and I were about to have ahem sex for the first time. I had really set the scene. Candles, flowers, wine, soft but sexy music, etc. Turns out he was outrageously, severely, immediately and miserably allergic to the contraceptive foam I used. I mean, it was like napalm to him. He was roaring and hopping around and frantically trying to wash it off in my bathroom (ladies, those little guest soaps aren't worth a cat fart when a guy's wiener is in red alert stage three chemical spill crisis). It was, um, a night. We tried it again the next week but the thrill was gone. I kept laughing, which didn't help him out any, and we called it a night. Then we called it a failed relationship. Oh, well. None but the brave, I guess. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

10-01-2004, 02:21 PM	#15
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Okay Spart..since you shared your foam story, so shall I. Long story short..I wanted to make sure I had the little applicator thingy filled alll the way. So, I added an extra shot..and it blew up all over me, the bathroom, everything. I screamed, guy came running to see me and the bathroom covered with foam. Nice Needless to say, that evening was a short lived one as well. __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

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