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10-03-2004, 01:35 AM
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Brains! Brains!
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*FLEXES*
Okay, so it just took me 20 minutes to open a jar of olives. Freakin irritating. i thought at one point I might just have to smash the damn thing and pick out the glass. *sidenote: i have nothing to prove- give me a man anyday.
...stupidfarkingolives... So the whole time I was thinking "These better be the best damn olives ever." *POP* And they are. OMG they are good. They are cajun style green olives. Fabulous. *going to eat more* |
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10-03-2004, 01:39 AM
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like 4 people added me to their yim today and i have no idea who they are.
they are off zefrank. i love olives i can eat a whole jar in one sitting but then i crap green for like two days true story |
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10-03-2004, 01:49 AM
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"Episode 65: Elmo discovers Big Birds underground Pimping industry and is forced to give rim jobs to thousands of crack whores"
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10-03-2004, 01:49 AM
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Brains! Brains!
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thank you for sharing.
i would eat all of these in one sitting but they are very spicy and I'm afraid green poo would be the least of my problems, I'd probably be shooting flames out of my arse. i have 2 people on my YIM list that I have no clue who they are. |
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10-03-2004, 01:51 AM
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"Picture Ernie is just about to get a load dumped in his ass by Bert when they hear a scream from Oscar the Grouch. I guess cookie monster was giving Oscar a hummer and took it too deep causing him to puke cookies onto Oscars sac. Cookie Moster seeing cookies went crazy and accidentally bit off and swallowed Oscar's balls"
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10-03-2004, 02:05 AM
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Re: *FLEXES*
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I had a vague craving for candy or some such and searched the house. I unearthed some candied ginger in the spice cupboard. It's wicked hot but it is delicious. Added selfish person's bonus: Nobody else likes it, so it is unlikely I will be asked to share. Of course, nobody likes moldy bread or freezer-burnt broccoli either, so it's a good thing it's candied ginger. Little use having something nobody else likes if you don't like it either. No fun in that. No use waving your great box of soft, stale unsalted saltines aloft and tauntingly crying, "Look what I have! MINE!" Of course, no use doing that with candied ginger either, but at least I like it.
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10-03-2004, 02:13 AM
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Brains! Brains!
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MMmmmm...I love candied ginger. It is suppose to be good to ease an upset stomach....but if you eat too much, it will give you one. Yummers.
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10-03-2004, 04:15 AM
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Bink found out that 3 yr old cheese in a spray can turns into poop. Brown 25. He never did get to eat any, but had fun chunkin out that brown stuff from the upside down can.
I have no idea why i bought it in the first place, you can see how long i had it. eeuw. |
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10-03-2004, 04:17 AM
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monkey
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That sounds so gross.
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10-03-2004, 04:37 AM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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Spicey... all you need to do is use a bottle opener, screw driver, anything to gently lift the lid edge up enought release the air/vaccum seal "pop" and then twisting the jar lid off is a breeze.
Your welcome 
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10-03-2004, 05:12 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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I have something like this:
 minus the craw and the scary frilly edge. (It's a rubber pad.)
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10-03-2004, 05:42 AM
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girthy pickles
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Or tap an upside down knife on the jar's lid a few times. (give 'er 5 good whacks)
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10-03-2004, 07:06 AM
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monkey
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That's what I do. Works every time!
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10-03-2004, 07:55 AM
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Brains! Brains!
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Oh, I ran it under hot water, whacked the hell out of it, used the rubber thingy, you name it - this ****er wasn't going to budge. I even asked it kindly to please open up. Nothing. Then, out of no where, it gave up and *pop*.
I'll have to try the prying thing next time Thanks. |
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10-03-2004, 06:00 PM
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elite rabble
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I buy my olives in bulk form from Central Market. I loooooove Cerignola olives. I can't get enough of them.
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