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Clytie · 10-04-2004, 11:38 AM

I need advice...on everything...

so wise monkeys advise me

chuckie egg · 10-04-2004, 11:40 AM

You can never brush your teeth too much

xfox · 10-04-2004, 12:57 PM

Remember he who has the gold, makes the rules.

topcat · 10-04-2004, 12:59 PM

remember rules are meant to be broken

sparticle · 10-04-2004, 01:05 PM

No matter how urgent, horrible, cataclysmic or tragic anything seems, wait two weeks before taking drastic action. It will be better in some way, I promise.

(This does not, of course, apply to the urgent need to use the restroom. If that seems tragic, dramatic or cataclysmic, fer godsakes, GO.

) <----- I had to add a disclaimer before Dinz et. al. get ahold of it.

Frieda · 10-04-2004, 01:15 PM

never leave the vacuum cleaner in the kitchen

Frieda · 10-04-2004, 01:16 PM

never run down the stairs when you're not wearing a bra

rmr · 10-04-2004, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Frieda
never run down the stairs when you're not wearing a bra

word

dinzdale · 10-04-2004, 01:21 PM

You can never have too much of a good thing.

Especially minge.

rmr · 10-04-2004, 01:29 PM

^^^

you can't teach an OLD dog new tricks

dinzdale · 10-04-2004, 01:35 PM

You can lead a whore to water, but she'll order a Bacardi & Coke.

rmr · 10-04-2004, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
You can lead a whore to water, but she'll order a Bacardi & Coke.

that's totally true...........i can vouch for that.

dinzdale · 10-04-2004, 01:38 PM

Too many cocks spoil the brothel.

rmr · 10-04-2004, 01:45 PM

when someone tells you "it's not you - it's me".........they're lying....it is you.

Clytie · 10-04-2004, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda
never run down the stairs when you're not wearing a bra

i cant even THINK about doing that...!!!

10-04-2004, 11:38 AM	#1
Clytie thundering is my favorite Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: motivated to be all i can be Posts: 3,827	Words of Wisdom I need advice...on everything... so wise monkeys advise me __________________ your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined

10-04-2004, 01:05 PM	#5
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	No matter how urgent, horrible, cataclysmic or tragic anything seems, wait two weeks before taking drastic action. It will be better in some way, I promise. (This does not, of course, apply to the urgent need to use the restroom. If that seems tragic, dramatic or cataclysmic, fer godsakes, GO. ) <----- I had to add a disclaimer before Dinz et. al. get ahold of it. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

10-04-2004, 01:15 PM	#6
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	never leave the vacuum cleaner in the kitchen __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	never run down the stairs when you're not wearing a bra __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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10-04-2004, 11:40 AM	#2
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	You can never brush your teeth too much

10-04-2004, 12:57 PM	#3
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	Remember he who has the gold, makes the rules.

10-04-2004, 12:59 PM	#4
topcat monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: across the st. from the telephone pole Posts: 1,970	remember rules are meant to be broken

10-04-2004, 01:21 PM	#9
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	You can never have too much of a good thing. Especially minge.

10-04-2004, 01:29 PM	#10
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	^^^ you can't teach an OLD dog new tricks

10-04-2004, 01:35 PM	#11
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	You can lead a whore to water, but she'll order a Bacardi & Coke.

10-04-2004, 01:38 PM	#13
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Too many cocks spoil the brothel.

10-04-2004, 01:45 PM	#14
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	when someone tells you "it's not you - it's me".........they're lying....it is you.