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King of the špatnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
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signs of the apocolypse
suggested from another thread.
List the things that tell you the End is Nigh. Beale becomes affable, even likeable |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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i discovered an area of chipped paintwork on my car door today - IN THE SHAPE OF A SQUIRREL
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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it's been quite windy here again today. very eerie.
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: on the go
Posts: 3,657
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The fog in Portland was so thick this morning I couldn't see the top of our tallest building!
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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The geese are preparing to take flight for warmer climes.
The painter's assistant has a yellow stud in his left earlobe. Someone remembered to buy half and half. My left shift key is sticking.
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
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My husband picked up his socks
The dogs didn't bark at the Fed Ex guy CSI isn't going to be prempted by a debate or some sporting event
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
Posts: 6,929
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... if the dodgers actually win today against st. louis
if that happens, i hope y'all have your affairs in order b/c the shit's coming down
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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my grocer is not my grocer
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Conspiracy Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cleveland, oh
Posts: 4,702
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Quote:
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There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina |
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Conspiracy Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cleveland, oh
Posts: 4,702
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I have not once spilled coffee on myself today, and I am wearing a new shirt.
Chillingly ominous.
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There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina |
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: on the go
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The leaves are dying and falling off the trees.
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Conspiracy Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cleveland, oh
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If mine does it too I'm bustin' out the Rosary....
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There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina |
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
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I know Spart..it made me afraid to leave the house this morning!
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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MR. Smartypants to you.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care.
Posts: 3,967
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A woman somewhere in the world wasn't obsessed with men's disinterest in picking up socks.
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Brains! Brains!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: behind you
Posts: 4,535
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I actually have tons of work today and this is my only moment to post
crap, gotta get back to work. |
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