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10-08-2004, 10:48 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Oct 2004
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confessions of a confused mind
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? |
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10-08-2004, 10:54 PM
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why did i open this thread?
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10-08-2004, 10:57 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Because you like George Carlin?
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10-08-2004, 11:46 PM
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half baked
Join Date: Sep 2002
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because you're procrastinating doing your laundry?
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10-09-2004, 01:02 AM
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because i like george carlin while doing my laundry?
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10-09-2004, 01:08 AM
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: on the go
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Because you want George Carlin to do your laundry?
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10-09-2004, 01:27 AM
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Conspiracy Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
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There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina |
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10-09-2004, 01:28 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
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I will do my own laundry; all George has to do is keep me entertained
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10-09-2004, 04:27 AM
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monkey
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: across the st. from the telephone pole
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why do people say "sounds fishy" wouldnt it smell fishy?
why do peole ask for a can opener when they want to open a bottle? |
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10-09-2004, 04:29 AM
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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the only bottles worth opening are wine bottles
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still jackasinine, make no mistake |
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