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Old 10-11-2004, 03:34 PM   #1
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Only in Chicago

For Ruthie......sorry you missed it!(this is real by the way)

No one shot, murdered in Chicago Monday
October 6, 2004 — For the first time since 1999, serious crime took a holiday Monday in Chicago.
Police Superintendent Phil Cline says none of the city's nearly three (m) million citizens got shot. And nobody was murdered.

Cline says he was amazed to wake up yesterday and find no news of any overnight shootings or killings. He attributes the success to the pressure the department's putting on gangs -- and a little bit of luck.

Last year, Chicago had 600 killings and just over three-thousand aggravated batteries by firearm.

Cline says the city's down 112 homicides and almost one-thousand shootings compared with last year.
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:36 PM   #2
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Way to go, Chicago!! Keep it up!!! I'm proud of you, I knew you could do it!!
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:37 PM   #3
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That's horrible. And everyone I know who's been to Chicago loves it and says the people are great!
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:40 PM   #4
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they'll make up for it
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:42 PM   #5
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chicago is freakin wunnerful. Never felt uncomfortable there for a minute, cept maybe when the wind was comin down Adams at 60 mph around those buildings at 12 degrees.
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:45 PM   #6
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I had a great time in Chicago, and can't wait to go back to visit my other gay boyfriend!!
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Old 10-11-2004, 05:55 PM   #7
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What's going on here? Everyone seems to have a GBF in Chicago except me. And I should, seeing as according to the papers, so few were shot last week.
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Old 10-11-2004, 07:57 PM   #8
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What's going on here? Everyone seems to have a GBF in Chicago except me. And I should, seeing as according to the papers, so few were shot last week.
If it makes you feel any better, I don't have a gay boyfriend in Chicago.
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Old 10-11-2004, 07:58 PM   #9
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I feel so empty. I don't even have a gay boyfriend.

Can someone find me a gay boyfriend?
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:12 PM   #10
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I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store,

I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more.

A lady came in for some lettuce, lettuce from the store:

Lettuce she wanted and head she got and I don't work there anymore.



I miss playing rugby.
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:23 PM   #11
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What's going on here? Everyone seems to have a GBF in Chicago except me. And I should, seeing as according to the papers, so few were shot last week.
With all the straight ladies having GBFs...to maintain the A is to B as B is to C kind of equation; shouldn't you have SGFs instead of GBFs???
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:24 PM   #12
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Holding your arms up in the air like this H got too much for you?
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:55 PM   #13
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Holding your arms up in the air like this H got too much for you?
feh -- you wretched man.
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:01 PM   #14
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I feel so empty. I don't even have a gay boyfriend.

Can someone find me a gay boyfriend?
I don't have one either, Aphro
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:38 PM   #15
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Re: Only in Chicago

wow -- what good news.......i'm here in chicago right now and i must admit that i participated in some VERY serious crimes over the last weekend..........and for that i'm deeply sorry


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For Ruthie......sorry you missed it!(this is real by the way)

No one shot, murdered in Chicago Monday
October 6, 2004 — For the first time since 1999, serious crime took a holiday Monday in Chicago.
Police Superintendent Phil Cline says none of the city's nearly three (m) million citizens got shot. And nobody was murdered.

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Last year, Chicago had 600 killings and just over three-thousand aggravated batteries by firearm.

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