GAH politics is so...IMPOSSIBLE - ZEFRANK.COM

agentsmith · 10-12-2004, 03:42 PM

i hate bush and his monkeyness, even though i find him to be a source of entertainment. kerry i also hate for his...i dunno, indescribableness? thats not a word, sue me. but i have no idea what the hell he's up to. what's he thinking deep inside that droopy wrinkly head?

theres only one solution. agent smith for president.

Coffee · 10-12-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by agentsmith

theres only one solution. agent smith for president.

Oh GREAT!!!

a FOURTH party candidate now???

I'd vote for you agent rather than the "corporate approved" candidates we have currently available to vote on.

Let me know when you get a budget for PR expenses...I'd like to make your political posters please.

agentsmith · 10-12-2004, 03:56 PM

hah, dont worry, im not running till 2008.

Coffee · 10-12-2004, 03:59 PM

Well in that case I'm looking forward to your debate with Kerry.

Moderator: "Agent Smith, you have 2 minutes to respond to Pres Kerry's position on this issue."

Agent Smith: "I only need 20 seconds."
*chainsaw fires up*
*Wheerrreeeeekkkkkkckckckckckckkkckckckceeeeeeeerr rreeeee*

Moderator: Well that ends our debate for the evening. Thanks for joining us.

agentsmith · 10-12-2004, 04:09 PM

you shock me coffee. 20 seconds? more like 10.

Coffee · 10-12-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by agentsmith
you shock me coffee. 20 seconds? more like 10.

Well figuring in time to get the CS from under podium, start er up, a second or two to warm up while crossing the stage. I was also assuming a cut from top of head to crotch...that takes a bit of time too. Now if you just decapitated, then ok...10 seconds, maybe, if you ran across the stage while starting the CS and didn't allow any warm up time...maybe.

agentsmith · 10-12-2004, 04:58 PM

ah, head from crotch, you're right. probably closer to 20. but that would include a warm up cut on the moderator on my way over to kerry.

daverbee · 10-12-2004, 05:02 PM

I'll support you just to see that...

agentsmith · 10-12-2004, 05:08 PM

hahahaha.....but wouldnt you anyway? i even made you a bloodsplattered SUPPORT THE AGENT shirt...

daverbee · 10-12-2004, 05:09 PM

I expect delivery next week. I'll wear it on election day when I go to vote.

agentsmith · 10-12-2004, 05:14 PM

10-12-2004, 03:42 PM	#1
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	GAH politics is so...IMPOSSIBLE i hate bush and his monkeyness, even though i find him to be a source of entertainment. kerry i also hate for his...i dunno, indescribableness? thats not a word, sue me. but i have no idea what the hell he's up to. what's he thinking deep inside that droopy wrinkly head? theres only one solution. agent smith for president. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-12-2004, 03:56 PM	#3
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	hah, dont worry, im not running till 2008. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-12-2004, 04:09 PM	#5
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	you shock me coffee. 20 seconds? more like 10. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-12-2004, 04:58 PM	#7
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	ah, head from crotch, you're right. probably closer to 20. but that would include a warm up cut on the moderator on my way over to kerry. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-12-2004, 05:08 PM	#9
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	hahahaha.....but wouldnt you anyway? i even made you a bloodsplattered SUPPORT THE AGENT shirt... __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-12-2004, 03:59 PM	#4
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Well in that case I'm looking forward to your debate with Kerry. Moderator: "Agent Smith, you have 2 minutes to respond to Pres Kerry's position on this issue." Agent Smith: "I only need 20 seconds." chainsaw fires up Wheerrreeeeekkkkkkckckckckckckkkckckckceeeeeeeerr rreeeee Moderator: Well that ends our debate for the evening. Thanks for joining us.

10-12-2004, 05:02 PM	#8
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	I'll support you just to see that...

10-12-2004, 05:09 PM	#10
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	I expect delivery next week. I'll wear it on election day when I go to vote.

10-12-2004, 05:14 PM	#11
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	YAY! __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

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