Whoa

[nycwriters]

speechless

[lapietra]

yipe.


*searches frantically for a vomitorium*

[sparticle]

Holy fvckin' sheepshit! I thought it was a joke until I clicked on the Amazon link. "Whoa" is right.

[Avalon]

No wonder Cheney has heart problems.
Think she fancys herself an Eleanore Roosevelt?

[sparticle]

Here it gets more serious mention:

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art19337.asp

as well as here:

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/08/16/morris081604.html

Predictably enough, the book is not mentioned here:

http://www.georgewbush.com/Bios/LynneCheney.aspx


heh heh heh heh.....

[Avalon]

does it say anyplace how many copies were actually sold? Couldn't have been so many they couldn't track them down and buy them back. Bet all 3 people who bought it are laughing

[zenbabe]

if you were married to Dick, wouldn't you consider changing teams?

[Smartypants]

They've been reading from it on Air America radio. It's hysterical. It was on the news a couple weeks back that Lynne Cheney is suing the publisher (who owns reprint rights) NOT to put it back in print.

BTW, I love the White House site, although who has the time to read it all, let alone compose it?

One of my favorite areas is the Spanish Language section, with the picture of Laura Bush in a sombrero during a visit to "South of the Border" on I-95 in South Carolina. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[agentsmith]

holy crap that wasnt a joke?

im in shock.


i laughed and laughed untill i realized it wasnt a joke.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by agentsmith
i laughed and laughed untill i realized it wasnt a joke.

Hah. Welcome to American politics. Your quote should be the national motto. We'll print it on the money!

[agentsmith]

thats actually true. creepily so.

[Audreyvgs]

You marry a dick, somebody's goanna go lesbian.

[Smartypants]

Not only is it true, but if you owned a copy, you could make a fortune. You can find one in "acceptable" condition through Amazon.com for
$800!!

But the fake stuff on the site is free and kicks ass so I will content myself with that. I didn't have the patience with my limited Spanish skills to decipher the whole Spanish page, so I ran it through a Web translator. The result is truly hysterical. (I made no fixes to the Bablefish translation, so you'd get the full effect.)

Here's the English version of Laura Bush's letter to Mexicans:

Dear Mexican:

The President and I want to the extension a frank style Roofing tiles gives the welcome it. I am very proud that my husband is the first President to have an official White spiderweb of the House that includes the portions written in the Mexican. We hoped that you take the time to completely arrive to be informed with the White site of spiderweb of House. After all, although the plan of President to provide people to him with amnestía of immigration does not get to be a reality, this site can be accesar of the outside of the country, so its time spent the learning of the devices of navigation will not be lost. It is very important to the President and me that all life in this wonderful country our I feel that they are welcome, if only in the spiderweb. After all, while you cannot be a true American, that is nonreason why you cannot share the wonderful pride that we felt in our country.

Coming of Roofing tiles, I so closely together feel like of you people. While I did not live in a contiguous town, where they saw a fresh series Mexican each morning, we we had to several Mexicans in Midland who I grew to trust and to love. Know you that I grew in a town that never closed its door? And we had Mexican that they live as soon as above the street! I think that that finishes showing how reliable and honest you people are.

I have had many experiences with its people and, almost without exception, they have been very pleasant. When I was an adolescent, my Jenna mother used a charming Mexican horseman called Juan to help in the garden. She worked so hard in that small garden, I I know that Juan was the only reason we we gained the Club of the Garden of Midland "la majority of the Mejoradas" Yards; the prize in 1959. And as much as Juan it worked, he never waited for much. Instead of a pay, it was happy enough to enjoy as soon as the wonderful American food that our family ate, which mother would present/display to the cabin of the tool in a tray of the TELEVISION of bamboo with a great bottle of the hot sauce. Juan was in his seventy then, but to me like a small girl, he was like one of my small friends. To this day, I remember how that their eyes would illuminate when it would secretly put a nickel shining in the palm of the hand when mother did not watch. It was hardly our small secret. So he was been thankful and he did to me I hardly feel a little better instructed than one of small creatures of God helped.

Well, my husband, the President, the necessities to also help it people. I wait for those of you that they are here legally and they can vote will remember that in the next election. The President is as much in favor of allowing it amnestía of people so that you they can remain here and to be able to continue his wonderful work in flowerbeds and small boards through this wonderful country ours. He has requested that the maintained Congress this initiative, but we reunited much resistance of those within our own party. You would not believe the letters that there are been obtaining from loyal republicans, using the language to describe to him considered people who are simply too coarse to repeat here. Sadly, the many people in this country do not share my love you people, who are why the President deserves his support for is there for you. For example, the President had the anger to stop itself in an outside of the club of the country of Scythes recently and to say: they "Bien, is not as coloreds trabajos!" will do those;

When you can know, the President and I have the relatives to similarity of Mexican. His Jeb brother married one of you and they have as soon as the most beautiful children. Poppy affectionately calls "los brown babies pequeños." I want that all you know that we treated all they as they were the families. And we want to do all you also feels like welcome.

Sincerely,

First Lady Mrs. George W. The Shrub ("Laura")

[madasacutsnake]

When I was an adolescent, my Jenna mother used a charming Mexican horseman called Juan to help in the garden. She worked so hard in that small garden, I I know that Juan was the only reason we we gained the Club of the Garden of Midland "la majority of the Mejoradas" Yards; the prize in 1959. And as much as Juan it worked, he never waited for much. Instead of a pay, it was happy enough to enjoy as soon as the wonderful American food that our family ate, which mother would present/display to the cabin of the tool in a tray of the TELEVISION of bamboo with a great bottle of the hot sauce.

The President is as much in favor of allowing it amnestía of people so that you they can remain here and to be able to continue his wonderful work in flowerbeds

Smarty, are you suggesting your most paranoid theory yet? That Bush is proposing an amnesty so that mexicans will work for hot sauce so that Laura can win flower shows?

All hail the King!

[Smartypants]

But let us not forget to hail the the charming Mexican horseman!

Aren't you just SO sorry right now that you're not an Amurrican?